Arse batter

The thick substance that is expelled from the anus.

Her knickers were full of arse batter..

by Zonal K June 25, 2018

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Big Batty Boris

Describing someone as big Batty Boris means that they are a big bummed Boris Johnson

An example of this is Tom is a big Batty Boris

by Big Batty Boris November 5, 2019

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weaponized battle toaster

A longer form of weaponized toaster and battle toaster

Person 1: Hey person 2, what was your gender again?
Person 2: Weaponized battle toaster

by person trying to be funny February 22, 2021

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A variation on the traditional Bacon Battle, this version is equivalent to an extreme sport. Two gentlemen must retire to the home of one lady, and, while one of the gentlemen tastes the sweet nectar of said lady, the other searches her house for bacon. Having found as much bacon as he can, this gentlemen proceeds, unnoticed by the otherwise occupied lady, to cook all the bacon. He will not eat it, but, when it is cooked, he will instead leave the premises, and go to a pre-arranged meeting place, where he will meet up with his team mate later. The team mate will tell him how the lady reacted upon finding out that all her bacon had been cooked. Warning: hilarity is likely to ensue. It is also important to remember that an Ultimate Bacon Battle is a team sport, and striving for individual glory will not be tolerated.

Bill and Ben completed an Ultimate Bacon Battle. Ben cooked the bacon, while Bill porked the lady. A good time was had by all.

by OldManPatterson February 13, 2013

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