ball funk

small pieces of dead skin and sweat that form between the testicles and the thigh during strenuous actvity. usually extremely smelly

"Don't play with your nuts and then touch me, as I have no desire to be witness to your smelly ball funk"

by pat hutchison August 7, 2006

ball tending

Using your hand to cup your balls as a makeshift suspensory or scrotal support to keep from rupturing yourself from grunting and forcing out an unusually large turd or from constipation.Can also be used to protect balls from over-spray in wicked projectile diarrhea situations.In this scenario the ball sack is pulled up between the legs,safely sheltered from splatter and back-splash.

I can tell from they way my bowels are growling I'm gonna be doing some ball tending very soon.

by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011

Ball Smell

When you stick your hands down your pants after a long day at work or school and you balls have that "ball smell."

After Spiderman 3 i stuck my hands down my pants and rubbed my fingers all over my nutsack and then stuck my fingers under my girlfriend's nose and she puked uncontrollably from the "Ball Smell."

by da boyz from lakewood May 9, 2009

Ball Never Lies

The ball going through the hoop is the ultimate truth to determine if a call was correct or not.

A disputed foul allows someone to go to the free throw line and the player misses the shot, then the disputed foul was wrong since the "ball never lies" or if the player makes the shot then the disputed foul was right since the "ball never lies".

by James Early UD May 29, 2008

Ball Noshing

When a man gets his balls engulfed by over-sized vagina lips and then gets them stuck inside a vagina, where they begin to lose circulation by being noshed on.

" Quit Ball noshing me bitch, you given a new meaning to Blue Balls."

" Just to let you know, you may get Ball Noshed by my lips. They are like elephant ears!"

by HA_13 May 3, 2014

ball sweat

Peculiar moistness on the underside of his sack

I left my boyfriends house and noticed that my chin was damp from his ballsweat.

by Princess Julie March 4, 2004

Ball Watching

A term penned in Football/Soccer to indicate a a Defending player watching the Ball rather than watching the man he should be marking, which usually ends in conceding a Goal

"We conceded so many Goals yesterday because our teammate John kept Ball watching"

by fozzerbluenose September 26, 2009