Backseat Drawing

Similar to Backseat Gaming, it is the act of watching someone draw and constantly making unprompted suggestions and corrections.

Somebody - How about you make those eyes yellow?
Artist - Please stop Backseat Drawing. I'm drawing for me, not for you.

by RobTheRobot July 11, 2022

Backseat Vet

Vet as in veterinarian, not veteran. These are the people you see in comment sections across social media under videos of animals. They will claim whatever activity the animal is doing in the video is harmful to said animal, ruining the fun for everyone. They have no actual veterinary experience or expertise, and they often just parrot poorly-cited articles they just Googled to make their comment.

"Here's a video of my ferret eating steak!"
"UMMM ACTUALLY FERRETS NEED TO EAT WHITE MEAT ONLY. THAT'S BAD FOR THEM. YOU'RE ABUSING HER."
"Wow, someone's being a backseat vet. Actually, any raw meat is fine for ferrets to eat. I've owned ferrets for 20 years, you don't know what you're talking about."

by Takuro December 26, 2022

Backseat hoppin

I’m vette shoppin

You backseat hoppin, You be talkin like a bitch, you look gay you need to stop it

by One singular Indian July 12, 2023

pp poopoo in the backseat uhuh

pp in the poopoo in the backseat

person 1: pp poopoo in the backseat uhuh?
person 2: 🍑🍆

by fer3awn May 12, 2021

in the backseat

a very nice place to have sexual intimacy with your sucnificant other.. or a whore. your choice

whore: oohhh bobbby i want you sooo bad!
bobby: in the backseat?!?
whore: hellzzz yess! lets get fun-kayyy then!

by jjaaaaahhhiiillliananan October 23, 2008

Backseat spelling

Someone who always corrects your spelling on MSN or some other IM program.

User 1: That bich is fly.

User 2: Bitch*

User 1: Quit backseat spelling asshole.

by Platinum Bullet January 2, 2009

backster

1. A person who has a crush on their friend, but their friend has no clue.

2. A friend that has a crush on you without you even knowing, that is, until you find out from other people.

Aang on Avatar is a backster, but since he's smooth, Kitara's going to be all his.

by g3ck0 November 15, 2007