by Gina and Leah January 31, 2008
Get the Allard mug.Whilst your girlfriend is sleeping, you masterbate and just before cumming, you wake her up and cum in her face. Hence, waking her up with a 'Cum Alarm'
by Gergos September 26, 2011
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1)Waking up someone ,usually sleeping next to you ,by inserting your penis (morning wood) into any part of their body including but not limited to, vagina, mouth or anus. 2) waking up your significant other by placing your hard cock(erect penis) on their back or a few light slaps to their face.
Your significant other says " I love waking up to your alarm cock so much better than the buzzer on my alarm clock "
by Morning Woody November 30, 2015
Get the Alarm Cock mug.Alara is the most beautiful girl you´ve probably ever gonna see in your life. She is such a kind, caring and lovely Person and she has a lot of sarcasm . A girl who is extremely sweet and innocent, yet she kicks someone's ass when necessary.She can be really nice but when she gets mad she can be the biggest bitch.She loves her Friends but also can discern them from Fake Friends.She says what she think even when its mean. Alara loves FOOD and BOYS . She can also be savage af, from a 1 to 10 she is a 20 absolutely .
She is kind of weird and crazy but that's why people love Alara
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Incredibly funny and has the most funny laugh, when she laughs you are like lmfao.
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She is kind of weird and crazy but that's why people love Alara
Is the most amazing girl in the whole world. She has a sexy body with the cutest ass and has an extremely beautiful face. When you are with her u get butterflies in your stomach. She makes u feel like you are high as the clouds are and when you aren't with her its like you can't go on living.
The beauty that's radiance shines brighter than the light reflecting off her gorgeous green eyes, not to mention sexy as hell!
Incredibly funny and has the most funny laugh, when she laughs you are like lmfao.
Girl: Who is this Girl with the gorgeous green eyes ?
I just wrote the whole truth about a great person which is called Alara
Girl: Who is this girl with gorgeous green eyes?
Friend: Oh that’s Alara. You will like her everybody does
Girl: I wish I was her
Friend: Oh that’s Alara. You will like her everybody does
Girl: I wish I was her
by angrysushii January 27, 2022
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Get the Bone Alarm mug.An Alarm is a morning routine comprised of the following steps:
1) Take a rip from a Juul
2) Without exhaling, take a rip from a bong
3) Still without exhaling, shotgun a beer
4) Exhale and enjoy!
The term is derived from the Alarm’s ability to wake the subject up from the sleeplike state of sobriety.
1) Take a rip from a Juul
2) Without exhaling, take a rip from a bong
3) Still without exhaling, shotgun a beer
4) Exhale and enjoy!
The term is derived from the Alarm’s ability to wake the subject up from the sleeplike state of sobriety.
by GucciMitch February 17, 2018
Get the Alarm mug.When your man wakes you up by pressing his boner into your thigh, butt, back, etc., indicating to you that he wants to have sex.
Karen: Jane you look so tired this morning!
Jane: Oh yeah, the alarm-cock went off about three times last night.
Karen: You go girl!
Jane: Oh yeah, the alarm-cock went off about three times last night.
Karen: You go girl!
by Pratipax August 11, 2008
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