axe wound

A vagina in which the outer labia touch each other, completely concealing all other parts...leaving only a straight line. Like one chop from an axe. |

After she shaved off her pubic hair, it was like looking at Barbie's axe-wound.

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

pole-axed

paraletic, really really really drunk. past steaming, shit-faced. Ur gonna have a major hangover tomorrow!

"what are you doing tonight"
"I'm gonna get pole-axed"

by Miggy November 16, 2004

snatch axe

1. n. a cock.

snatch axe to tha bizznatch!

I'm gonna split yer beef curtains with my snatch axe!

by MC Kokmobster December 25, 2003

axe wound

a ladys genitalia especaily during that time of the month ( when the painters and decorators are in )

lick out my axe wound

by kathletto April 26, 2004

Ax Wound

Slang term for vagina.

Well, its about time to go to the gynocologist and get the old ax wound checked out.

by chap500 June 17, 2009

Ass Axe

A room or area that smell like a combination of ass and body spary or. (Axe)

or Asxe

*Guy 1 walks in to room*

Guy1: Dude it smells like ass axe in here.
*Guy2 walks in after Guy1*
Guy2:Oh Dude it does.

by James Bobby July 25, 2012

Axe Fight

1.Noun- A contest where two or more people are involved. These sides will be both armed with a can of AXE Deodorant, and will then engage in spraying eachother with it till someone asphyxiates from lack of oxygen. The body is then lit on fire, and because of all the Axe on it, will quickly burn to a fine crisp.

2.Noun- A contest of scottish highlanders, in which they get boozed up and attempt to bury an axe into the back of other people's skulls. The body is then placed on a pike and set up on the coast to scare invaders.

1. Bob and Ian duked it out in an Axe fight, untill someone lit a match and the whole place went up.

2. Colin and Gair got into an axe fight. The entire tavern was covered in Colin's innards afterwards.

by Keafer Mock October 11, 2005