abocado

YOU ARE AN IDIOT HAHAHAHAHA! YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING WROTE AVOCADO WRONG! LOL

nikocado avocado: helo
person1: me liek abocado
nikocado avocado: lol autocorrect
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person1: ratio
nikocado avocado: *dies*

by nike kicks October 27, 2021

Raptor apocalypse

A raptor apocolypse is an apocolypse with raptors in it. It usually happens when some scientist replicates the DNA from a mosquito trapped in amber.

Scientist now: Hey, lets take this dead mosquito and get the blood from it so we can replicate dinosaurs...it will be awesome!

Scientist next week: OH MY GOSH! KILL IT KILL IT! ITS A RAPTOR APOCALYPSE!

by raptorman20056 July 19, 2012

Zombie Apocalypse

A guaranteed way of never having to become slaves to our jobs

I can't wait until the zombie apocalypse happens so that I don't have to go to work all the time and get bitched at by that annoying bitch of a boss.

by Krackerjacksnacks August 11, 2017

Beer Advocate

Nazi Germany for the Craft Beer community... be careful what you say there... their mods will edit it to make you look like a jerk if they don’t agree with it.

I once posted a 2020 Forum on Beer Advocate at 11:59pm on Dec 31, 2019, and they deleted it because “it’s not 2020 yet...” I complain and they edit my complaint and ban me... seriously the Nazis of Craft Beer!

by FegelFatso July 14, 2020

avocado man

A name given to a total hunk who loves sex.

"He's such an avocado man"
"He can be my Mr avocado man"

by fjeogjreikog;veafmjio March 1, 2017

estrogen apocalypse

Excessive femininity in a confined space. Side effects include but are not limited to: extreme giggling, nonsensical life chats, obsession over boys, overly sexual music, discussing fornication and fellatio, and a tendency to overanalyze any aspect of human interaction.

Mike: Have you seen those girls in apartment 49 E lately?
Tyler: Hell yeah! It's like the estrogen apocalypse in there!

by OhioStateBitchessss July 26, 2011

Sweet Home Avocado Burger

A burger that comes with avocado

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Sweet Home Avocado Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018