audiotool

Simply the best website for those who love electronic music. People can create quality songs, for free, in their browser by dragging wires, turning knobs and pressing buttons on many cool machines.

The best thing is: most people allow remixing of their songs and you can open their tracks with the timeline and all the devices set out. Its the best way possible to learn how to make electronic music! Simply brilliant!

It has the coolest and most helpful staff on the whole internet. They listen to almost everything that gets put out on there and if they dig your sounds, they'll leave a comment or fave it. And if they really like a track, be sure to see it featured on the home page!

A: Hey man, did you hear all those new tracks on audiotool.com from Cripta, Cgman, Sandburgen, rnzr, EliaTrix, Jonjon, Olondro, sumad, Frigolito, andremoda, Anthony Bartone, Olaf, Tyburn, 808Chunk, enjoyyourshoes, Astrum, yafee?, arche3.0, dabrig, femme_robot... and so on?

B: Dude, are you kidding me? Of course I did! I also made this cool new wobbly sound with the Pulverisateur. You can look at how I made it when I publish my new track.

by zpek July 3, 2012

Audie Murphy

THE WORLDS BEST SOLIDER OF ALL TIME, he recived every Medal from the USA in WWII and some from France. He killed 240 germans in 1 hour! Yea one fucking Hour. Chuck Norris,John Wayne, Vin Disel,Bruce Willis, and Arny don't even compare, he makes them piss their pants. After the war he was depressed and to get over instead of getting help he locked himself in a room for a week, and drink Jack Daniels. Then wrote a book called to hell and back. Then he became an actor starred in mostly westerns. The only holly-wood character that compares is Audie Murphy played by Audie Murphy(yea he played himself). After he died he got his own theme song.
If you don't know him look him up!

So in a quick way to discribe him Audie Murphy = Badass

Chuck Norris: Who am I fighting

Host: Audie Murphy

Chuck Norris:whos that?

Host: (Shows picture)

Chuck Norris: (Laughs) he's so small

Host: But He killed 240 men... IN ONE FUCKING HOUR

Chuck Norris starts pissing his pants in front of millions.

or this

Audie: Im gona need some artillary

Artillary guy: how close is the enemy?

Audie: So close why don't you talk to em!(Then he jumps on a burning tank, fires the machine gun, and kills every fucking german in sight, then hops off the tank and walks away slowly as the tank explodes in the background)

by armysapper June 18, 2009

audiolize

To imagine a what something sounds like in your head.

After he explained the womans terrible laugh to me I was trying to audiolize what it sounded like.

by Kyleen September 5, 2008

audiary

To hear in a unique, authentic, original, revelatory, transcendent, creative and/or enlightened manner; especially if one is also able to transmit this way of hearing to others by playing music, singing or elevating the consciousness of the listener by producing sounds. What a visionary, is to sight and images, an audiary, is to sounds and music.

Some examples of celebrites who have heard music and played in this manner are John Coltrane, Albert Ayler, Pharoah Sanders,(aka- The Father, Son and the Holy Spirit), Thelonious Monk, (aka- the High Priest), Lester Young, Charlie Parker, Eric Dolphy, and Charles Ives.
Although not strictly music as entertainment, Ayahuasca shamen of South America have been reported to elevate the consciousness of the listener, and transporting her/him to higher dimensions by singing in an audiary manner.

by fred ressler October 2, 2006

audience of one

focusing our performance--what we do, say, think... or not, so as to be acceptable to one person, individual or deity

Early Christians like the Apostle Paul who would rather face death than compromise their core faith beliefs, lived their lives for an audience of one.

by Inoke Emptyshore March 20, 2014

audiocast

To urinate while standing up. While it is considered the normal way to urinate if you are a man, standing up becomes an issue due to the noise the falling urine makes when it hits the water in the toilet. This noise may cause embarrassment if others are around, and the man may avoid this while at a significant other's house by sitting down to do his business.

Ray doesn't audiocast if company is over.

by Sax077 February 17, 2007

audiorob

A baffling statement or claim that renders everyone speechless at the sheer wrongheadedness of it such that no-one knows where to start refuting it. To literally rob of speech.

We were having a nice little discussion when he went totally audiorob on us.

by ClericEric January 4, 2009