Ashton Kutcher

An actor who was good on "That 70's Show" but is utterly pathetic in all other roles.

WTF? Ashton Kutcher is doing a MOVIE!? I gagged enough the last time I watched Punk'd!

by AngryAmishMafia May 25, 2004

Ashton

A guy I met in history class once in the 4th grade that I forgot return a pencil to.

Me: "Hey Ashton can I have a pencil?"

Ashton: "Sure just give it back at the end of class."

Me: "Ok."

by ur mommy gay nut May 20, 2019

Ashton

fucking dumb gay bitch/ school shooter

who is ashton?

a fucking dumb gay bitch/ school shooter

by ueywysghhschHADBVCHSG March 5, 2020

Ashton Kutcher

A slightly above avergae looking guy. Acting skils..... limited. Can be funny sometimes. All and all not bad

I cant hate on Ashton, cuz Demi would whip my butt.

by Dont be stupid, I know its hard, but try. January 2, 2005

Ashton

the act of sucking dick

I've only known him for two minutes but i already want to ashton him.

by luv4bmw01 March 12, 2010

ashton kutcher

An ugly white-bread loser who only got famous cuz he's bangin that old chick

What's up with his retarded looking haircut anyway, makes him look like a little kid

by kelly kapowski April 17, 2005

ashtonism

the religion of ashton kutcher

- Rob wanted to become a punk'd master, so he started reading the ashtonism bible

by cords April 5, 2005