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Ashkon
Easily the best guy you’ll ever meet. He’s got sexy eyes and even sexier hair. Don’t be intimidated by his good looks because deep down he cares about those around him.
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ashkon
a fat old persian who lives with his 17 wives, 3 dogs, 16 fissh, 13 cats, and has a crazy obsession with brintney spears and gay men
"Did you see that freak the other day with 17 lady friends and like a million pets? he was wearing a britney spears shirt and rainbow pants with a gay pride sticker."
"OH YEAH THATS ASHKON!"
"OH YEAH THATS ASHKON!"
ashkon by rachtee bremmeaton December 17, 2008
Cool Ashkon
Cool Ashkon by Ak222 October 23, 2020
Dirty Ashkon
It is bassically the same as the dirty sanchez, but instead or making it a mustache, you make it a unibrow... In honor of Ashkon Solimon...
Dirty Ashkon by George Edward (Totally Fake) January 7, 2009
Ashton Irwin
The drummer in the sexy as hell band 5 Seconds Of Summer and a sex god. He is know for his giggle that makes him sound like a little school girl and he is known to have a daddy kink according to the 5sosfam
Ashton Irwin by Ashton's future wife <3 January 5, 2017
Ashton Irwin
He is so funny kind and caring. He used to self harm but stopped because of the Fans. He drew a butterfly on a fans self harm cuts to help her stop.
Ashton Irwin by 5sosdaisiecalm August 22, 2016
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