Alexander

Alexander is a very shy young man and does not like to express his feelings. If you have a moment with him, consider yourself lucky. He is a very sweet guy with the biggest heart underneath his cluelessness. He is extremely hilarious and loves to make people smile. He might not be the most good looking at first, but as you start becoming friends with him he will appear more attractive. He has a very sarcastic tone and he is obsessed with any sort of technology. He loves video games and is not very athletic. He would not be the type of guy to play basketball or football, but something less teamwork. He is also a very confusing person and teases a lot. Mixed with his sarcastic remarks and the confusion he brings, it might be hard to deal with.Being friends with him could brighten up your day or bring you down. Most likely bring you up because overall he is an amazing person.

Stranger: I would love to be friends with Alexander!!

by livingvessel April 4, 2019

just bought a urban dictionary Alexander fam it’s lit

The best meme ever

Bro just bought a urban dictionary Alexander fam it’s lit!

Only smoked once or twice
Alexander dabbled in
Biggest booty in the world
Alexander damn he thicc
Where did Burr shoot Hamilton?
In Alexander's abdomen
All these hateful comments, man
It's Alexander damaging

What's he do at Christmas time?
Alexander carollin'
A relaxed nail month
Alexander anagram
Just became the brand new Pope
Alexander Vatican
Starbucks doesn't know his name
Is there an Alan Hamlin?
(Alexander Hamilton, Alexander Hamilton)
Cheated on his wife?
Alexander Hamilton

Oh my god, he talks too much
Alexander ramblin'
Holy shit, the condom broke
Alexander has a kid
Has a really young face
Alexander baby chin
Yo, that's a pretty solid line
Alexander thank ya Finn
Stealing everybody's memes?
Alexander has me dead
Started singing for the kids
He Alexander panderin'
But what if he's a skeleton?
Alexander has no skin
Alex, how'd you like your eggs?
Alexander "Scramble 'em"

My walk is wobbly
Cocky jaunt?
Hell, it oughta' be
I'm novel, you a novelty
Best Prez in the world
Honor me

He's coming out as black
Alexander African
Didn't fire a single gun
Alexander Hacksaw Ridge
The sucky villain in Iron Man 3
Alexander Mandarin
Is a 100 years old
Alexander saggy skin

Goes to see a therapist
Alexanger management
Turn into a camel now he
Alexander Camelton
He couldn't hold it in
Alexander flatuelence
Is he really a mermaid?
Alexander has a fin

by Me me big disappointment February 14, 2018

alexander

A very handsome, perfect, tall, sweet, generous, protective, strong, brave man that makes a perfect person to hang out with or be around in general. Alexanders are usually great fighters. A alexander has a great taste and women and only shows his crazy side to his true friends. A alexander has a big penis and is great in bed. If you meet a alexander, dont let them go i can promise you will regret it.

Look at that handsome tall man over there, he's so cute and I've heard he's big under the waist. His name is probably Alexander

by TheCookieMonsterOfFood November 19, 2017

Alexander

A man who is quite skinny, funny, and can occasionally wear glasses. Alexander is so skinny, in fact, that he can even have a nickname such as "Stringbean." If you know Alexander you are always laughing. Alexander is not an athletic man, but it is hilarious when he tries to play sports. Alexander is secretly a video game nerd, who loves to play Call of Duty late at night when he is grounded. Overall, he is a great man.

Hey did you see Alexander last night?

Nah, Stringbean got grounded again

by BallislifeXIV January 12, 2016

Alexander Tejada

A Hard Headed Person, Really Fucking Hot, But A Bit Of A Douche Bag.

Is A Sexy Beast Animal Thing Type Pokemon.

Alexander Tejada Is So Fucking Hott.
-Pow

by Paola Romero July 19, 2009

Alexander

Lets get real here, my name is Alexander and I know other Alexanders that are useless and probably the most dullest people alive. The secret is, is that names do not matter at all on the overall outcome of the person. Oh, and by the way the Actual meaning of alex is greek and means the defender of man.... do you see me defending anyone??? No I like Cars, Video Games, Music, ect like most people. Get a grip guys!!!!

Oh yea, I know Alexander! He is that 6.6 heavy set polish guy with the BMW. What about him?

by Zaluska the Polak January 25, 2019

Alexander Downer

(or Downer) Aust, Lit: Australian Foreign Affairs Minister. Also;

n.
1) Any servile lackey. (see john howard)

2) Any sad and lonely person happily pwned by idiots for the sake of any company at all.

3) A useless object (see white elephant), any object serving no legitimate or practical purpose.

4) A happy and inane waffler (see logorrhea, Arnold Rimmer), any person talking to excess about nothing of significance while sporting a dumb smile.

adj.
5) (fashion) Ugly and ill-fitting clothing making men look like women or else making women look too much like men. Also, unattractive. (see fugly)

v.
6)To enjoy being stupid.

1) Mitch is my bitch, Mitch is my (Alexander) Downer. I keep him on a tight leash.

2) Greg could be an Alexander Downer at times. He didn't mind following the biggest losers around if it meant he could save himself from a moment spent alone.

3) That shitty car turned out to be a complete Alexander Downer. It cost a small fortune and never worked.

4) Peter did a total (Alexander) Downer on us. Talking for about thirty minutes on the importance of snails in history.

adj.
5) "Darlin, I hate to tell you but that's a total (Alexander) Downer jacket. It makes your boobs look small and it makes your shoulders look too masculine."

v.
6)(Downing, Downering, Alexander Downering) "Gazza was drunk and tripping, happily Downering the night away, talking to his own feet."

by Costa Del Barto June 26, 2006