Farmer's Almanac

Coming in a girl and then shitting in her vag, thus fertilizing your seed.

After I blew my load in Carol, I shat in her fertile crescent, giving her the farmer's almanac and fertilizing my "crop"

by steve ryans October 4, 2009

Akanee

An Akanee (Uh-kaw-nay) generally comes in a dwarf size. Kind of like a life-sized barbie except with a twist due to the brown comlexion. Although Akanee's are stereotyped as terroists, they're actually quite peaceful until you get on their bad side and then they'll fuckin' nuke the shit out of you with their shizam calculus skills which they are very modest about. Akanee's can be lured by roast beef, mashed potatoes, qoo, cherries, coke, good music and matzo balls. Akanee's love to be around Tigi's and Andrea's.

Akanee is filled with up-lifting sayings like this: "Life is a bitch so you gotta keep it positive."

by Holly Valano December 15, 2008

Ackman

A natural affinity for the creation, recognition, and appreciation of the grammatical phenomenon known as the pun.

Wow Hugh, that was a great pun! You have a huge ackman!

by Robin B. December 9, 2008

aaman

My name mofo

Hey, sup Aaman

by AwesomeLover76 January 30, 2018

Akmenra

An odd hacker who has no social life. Can be considered a hermit or antisocialist.

Dude, get off of your computer you akmenra.

by FatinessOfTheGods April 1, 2009

Admantage

-Using the Y chromosome given to you at birth to give yourself a natural advantage over those without

"Seeing Tina struggling to open the pickle jar, Jeff decided to take admantage of the situation"

by neededsaying August 1, 2012

Almanisch

Almanisch - Begriff, adjektiv: ausgeprägte Almanie.

Türke 1: "Sie hören sich etwas almanisch an, bitte pissen Sie sich!"
Türke 2: "Digga alter, sowas kannst du nicht sagen, du Lellek!"

by die Kampflesbe July 13, 2020