Adwaid

A boy is ready to change the world smarter than thanos powerful than darkseid

You have power of adwaid- world most powerful thing

by Axwaix November 25, 2021

Golden Tear Award

An annual award given out to a person that skips to many events such cook-outs, basketball games, going to the bar, because he/she rather cry about it and/or their life.

Dudes: We need an 8th so we can get some 4v4 going... Call Johnny.
Johnny: Hey guys I can't
Dudes: Wtf why not
Johnny: Man i have these things
Dudes: click!

And the Golden Tear award goes to Johnny!

by Schultzism March 10, 2010

Viruses Infections Spyware Trojans and Adware

Windows Vista, the most FAIL operating system ever created for its generation.

Kaspersky : DING! Your computer has viruses!
Norton : DING! Your computer is infected!
Spybot : DING! Your computer has spywares!
McAfee : DING! Your computer has Trojans!
Ad-Aware : DING! Your computer has adwares!

You : Viruses Infections Spyware Trojans and Adware! Screw this, I'm getting Windows 7.

by Prodo123 March 7, 2010

Roflcock Award

This award goes to any joke or situation worth roflcocking at. Its a coveted award as things worth a roflcock are very few and far between.

Did you hear that Lorrena Bobbett joke that Jim Stewart threw down last nite?

Ya that was totally Roflcock Award material there.

by rmarz247 May 30, 2008

sophie's choice award

The unfortunate winning decision of an impossibly difficult choice between two unbearable options.

And the Sophie's Choice Award goes to......... A punch to the face! It looked for a minute like he was going to go with the baseball bat to the scrotal area.

by buster3535 July 25, 2014

Ternion-all-powerful Award

The ultimate waste of money for the ultimate waste of time known as Reddit.

I got the Ternion-all-powerful Award on my Reddit post, jokes on the poor sap that spent the $125 to give it to me.

by Pvt. Blizz February 5, 2021

Wholesome Seal Award

Contrary to it's name, the Wholesome Seal Award is a reddit award mostly given to, not wholesome and heartwarming posts, but the most fucked up things you could imagine.

person 1- yo i just got a Wholesome Seal Award on my reddit post!!!
person 2- really? i didn't know you had a soft side.
person 1- it's on a video i posted of someone getting brutally mauled by orphans
person 2- what the actual fuck tho...

by Yousnes Mkalki February 10, 2021