Average Urban Dictionary Writer

The average urban dictionary writer will make any word seem sexual, literally any word.

Mark: Hey man, can you tell me what the word 'sit' means?
Average Urban Dictionary Writer: It means that a girl sat on a mans penis

by got that 2mm May 6, 2022

Average Tuna Sandwich

A silly Filipino Minecraft build youtuber who I like. He also has roughly 400k subs, but hasn’t uploaded in a month

I’m in his Average Tuna Sandwiches discord and it’s very nice, and I’m not saying that because he has a gun to my head

by Paulmackooky June 11, 2022

Average Joe

Average Joe is your couch nerd who can name every movie Susan Sarandon has been in.

He is just your Average Joe.

by Hazzahdictionary June 27, 2022

Average Nebraskan

The act of driving while getting finger banged.

Normally I-80 is excruciatingly boring on the way out to Colorado, but that average Nebraskan made the trip a lot more enjoyable this time.

by IdentifiedonReddit November 21, 2022

average Nebraskan

The act of driving while being finger banged.

Driving on an interstate highway in about 75mph when I see the car in the left lane start to drive a little erratically. As I passed the car on the right I saw that the woman driving was getting an average Nebraskan. and looked like she was having an orgasm. I quickly got away from them to avoid an accident.

by lake_huron November 21, 2022

Average Nebraskan

The act of being finger-blasted while driving a car

"Hey look, the chick in the car next to us is getting an Average Nebraskan!"

"My buddy's a semi driver, he sees so many Average Nebraskans"

by Fire Lord Ozai November 21, 2022

Average Nebraskan

As defined by Reddit, it's the act of finger banging someone while driving down the highway, or being finger banged while driving.

Matt: "Hey did you hear about Micah and Tessa?"
Jimmy: "No, what happened?"
Matt: "Tessa got her first average Nebraskan from Micah last night!"
Jimmy: "Don't you have to be driving on the highway to do that?"
Matt: "Hell yeah!"

by SeriouslyImNot_GodChillOut November 21, 2022