Your average fucking wanker who spends more time acting like Adam Johnson that Adam B. Sleeps till six pm every day to see what's new on FIFA. Bisexual, only fw year 2>. The only good thing is his mum's arse you'll find. Essentially just someone that supports a bang average team because he's fleshy and human not plastic. Don't leave defenceless women/children around Adam, he'll go Ian Moor on em. Also packs mediocre players on FIFA. WARNING: NEVER, EVER TOUCH HIS BACK DURING THE SUMMER SEASONS, IT WILL HURT HIS SCATHING WOUNDS HE WAS GIVEN BY WALKING PAST A CHURCH, HIS EYES TURN BLACK AND HE TURNS HOSTILE!
by BIGSENSUALPANDA July 09, 2020
Adam's are clever beyond their years. They are independent and like things to be left to themselves to deal with. Adam's aren’t self obsessed, infact they are humble and kind, but still take pride in their appearance. Adam's proudest feature is usually his hair. You are very lucky if you know an Adam.
by CheesyMarshmallow December 06, 2021
The First Adam failed humanity in God.
The Last Adam saved humanity in God.
He is identified as Jesus Christ of Nazareth.
And is soon to return.
"I am the First and the Last"
The Last Adam saved humanity in God.
He is identified as Jesus Christ of Nazareth.
And is soon to return.
"I am the First and the Last"
by sh1bb0leth April 19, 2022
by RedKoolaid June 03, 2020
Hilarious, honest, and humble. A dark haired boy with kind eyes who is immediately open and welcoming. You can always count on him for a good laugh and to laugh at your worst jokes. He makes you feel incredibly special and is always there to lift you up even as he gives you jabs. He doesn’t realize how intelligent, talented, and unique he is and how valuable and infectious his personality is. A plain name for a cool cat.
Person 1: What are you so happy about?
Person 2: Oh, I just came from hanging out with Adam. He always makes me smile.
Person 2: Oh, I just came from hanging out with Adam. He always makes me smile.
by Vegan_bacon July 06, 2018
by Robbie5.5 May 23, 2015