Adam

The biggest asshole you will ever meet in your life. A pathological liar that will treat you good for awhile then leave yo ass. He will make up shit just to leave you also. Don't fuck with an adam cause they'll fuck you over

Yo that's Adam he's an ass

by Bfh January 09, 2015

assholitis

The condition in which your asshole gets so sweaty that it is dripping and slippery.

After the baseball game, my girlfriend noticed, I had a bad case of assholitis.

by BFH August 23, 2006