absed

absed is a state of drunkenness that involves weirdly staring at your phone and holding it like a crab

Oh look, he's gotten himself absed.

by The Danny O June 11, 2020

Who asked?

I asked… it was me all along

Chad: Bro you weren’t helping me

Fortnite Kid: Who?

Chad: You!

Fortnite Kid: Asked?

Intelligent man: I asked.. If you were thinking Who Asked? It was me.

by • Intelligent Man • May 23, 2022

Can't be arsed

Idiom:

To be seriously demotivated.
To be disinclined to get off one's arse.
To be unwilling to do something.

I just can't be arsed

by Alex January 9, 2004

Nobody Asked

The most retarded comeback known to man. Almost never used in its proper context and is usually just used as a crutch phrase by people who think that reaction images are flawless arguments. 50% of the time it's used in situations where it has absolutely nothing to do with the aggressor. The other 50% of the time they are usually losing in an argument so they decide to play 'home sergeant' and use this to dictate whether someone's allowed to speak or not.
If you use this or have ever used this in the past please rethink your life choices.

Person 1: About that new reveal that just happened, does anyone here not like Byleth coming to Smash Ultimate either? We're getting close to more Fire Emblem characters than any other franchise in the game.
Person 2: I mean, on the other hand Byleth does have a pretty kick-ass moveset on her as well, so they're definitely going to be fun when they come out.
some retard: cAll me fRank beCaUse fRanklY nOboDy aSkEd..
Person 1+2: Shut the fuck up.

by Fruitsz February 11, 2020

asled

To have been queried for your age, gender and geographical location by means of instant message, online chat, bulletin board or other form of internet-based communication.
Past tense and past participle of asl

Ack! I've just been asled!

by benightedbastard April 8, 2004

assadocide

That very specific and most cruel type of genocide, one where you systematically kill your own people, without letting up, but only those of the ethnicity that you wish to eradicate.

Syria’s nonstop assadocide has been going on for more than a decade now.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 18, 2021

Assad margins

A very convincing political victory; an election that is not competitive. Derives from Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad, who rigs his national "elections" to give himself 90+% of the vote.

"My state senator sucks but she always gets Assad margins in the general because the district is so blue."

by techn1ciaN December 31, 2022