Assberry

When you fart and it sounds wet like your blowing a raspberry through your asshole

“Ben, Did you just blow a raspberry?”

“No louis it came from my arse it’s a assberry”

by B3NJY2012 August 20, 2019

Assbitch

Any driver that cuts you off in the fast lane on the Autobahn, or Autoroute.

I cannot believe those Assbitches cut us off!

by sunofseattle March 27, 2009

assbarger

the act of barging in on someones asshole without the permission of the owner of the asshole itself

that assbarger Dustin didn't even ask if he could put his dick in sherry's ass , he just rammed his cockasaurus in.

by Daniel Presnell July 31, 2007

AssBastard

A bitch who doesnt give a fucking damn and was raised by sluts

James is such an AssBastard

by assbastardfromanalsexareuhappy November 22, 2017

Assbait

A person who thinking about messing with underage girls/boys.

"Yo, she's young, leave her alone or you will be assbait in jail".

by ShumbaMan75 October 20, 2008

Assbag

A person of the male persuasion who is prone to making promises and commitments he is constitutionally incapable of fulfilling. Upon realizing his incompetency, he acts as if nothing ever happened and labels himself "ASSBAG", mainly in an effort to make people laugh. What this "ASSBAG" (a.k.a. Tony B.) fails to recognize is naming himself assbag is probably the first truthful statement he's made in the situation he created.

ASSBAG: moves girlfriend 3000 miles to be with him, making promises of a family and marriage..a week after girlfriend has been home, ASSBAG has a moment of clarity and, to protect "girlfriend" from having her feelings hurt down the road, breaks up with her..but not before they've had sex, of course...
Girlfriend continues living with ASSBAG, having no other option at that point. Of course, human nature interferes, and the two continue sharing a bed and have sex a few more times.
Lo and behold, ASSBAG and ex-girlfriend are now expecting a child together...
The best part: ASSBAG pretends like nothing has ever happened, still...aside from a few text messages immediately following the news of the pregnancy, ASSBAG hasn't mentioned ONE WORD about their living situation or their baby....

by THE EX GF August 15, 2011

Assblast

A 3rd-coast based project putting free bicycles back on the road with a rat-rod mentality and no thought given to comfort. Assblast was originally just the name of the initial bicycle (now named "ANAL FIESTA I"), and was given to the bicycle due to the fact that with no rear tire that shit really hurts one's ass who so choses to blast that bitch down the road.

Assblast projects include =

DUALLY SCOOTER (done but broken)
AF I (incomplete)
PROJECT SAILBOARD (on hold)
LITTLE RED CORVETTE (incomplete)
SCREAMIN SEMEN (waiting for a tire)
AF IV (super dangerous)

by ANALFIESTA June 18, 2014