Armpit Surfing

Attempting to 'shoulder surf', but coming to the sudden realisation that you are too short to do so. Instead, you scan the room for 'better' people to talk to by peering under your acquaintance's arm(s).

"I was too short to shoulder surf in hopes of finding a better person to talk to, so I had to revert to armpit surfing instead."

by Sparky_030 March 7, 2017

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An armpit

A feminist or hippie female with excessive body hair.

An armpit tried to tell me about women's rights last night.

You mean that hairy chick at the bar?

by Kingaids June 12, 2016

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armpit camouflage

When you use axe/old spice body spray instead of showering.

I had to use some armpit camouflage because I woke up late for work.

by Garak67 May 4, 2016

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ceiling armpit

Where the wall and ceiling connect.

“No Charline, it’s not called a ceiling line it’s a ceiling armpit!”

by Itz_Levi December 19, 2020

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Siberian armpit

While vacationing in Russia you fuck a chick with a super hairy box. After you shoot your load all over her giant bush pour a generous amount of Stolytchna vodka on your cock and slide your meat under her hairy armpit and fuck it until you erupt like the cooling rods at Chernobyl.

The last time I was in Red square I did a Siberian armpit.

by Rooster7395 December 23, 2020

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