Armpit Canaries

What is referred to as the yellow stains in a man's pitted-out, old t-shirt.

Reference: Undateable

Woah! Would you check out the armpit canaries on that guy!

by Aku_Shimarisu September 4, 2011

armpit dog

A small dog that is generally carried under the arm of its owner rather than left to move on its own. Often ubiquitous among young female celebrities and influencers.

These dogs generally live charmed lives and often sport designer accessories.

Example breeds include, teacup dogs, Pomeranians, chihuahuas, dachshunds, Yorkshire terriers, etc.

Examples in popular culture, Paris Hilton who is often seen carrying a chihuahua in her armpit.

Also known as “purse pups”.

Paris Hilton’s elbows must really hurt at the end of the day. She’s always carrying an armpit dog.

I never go anywhere without my armpit dog, Piper.

by Shrimp Fan August 22, 2020

Armpit kink

Someone who likes jerking off/ masturbating to armpits. Usually hairy armpits.

Bro I think I have an armpit kink!

Same bro!

by Qwerty19372728 February 7, 2023

An armpit

A feminist or hippie female with excessive body hair.

An armpit tried to tell me about women's rights last night.

You mean that hairy chick at the bar?

by Kingaids June 12, 2016

armpit food

When shirt sleeves are too short they get stuck in your armpits and get wet and crumpled,

That shirt you wore today looks like armpit food or these sleeves are so short they are armpit food

by Auberjunois May 13, 2023

Turd’s Armpit

Just gross. All the disgusting smelling, looking, sounding, tasting, feeling things… rolled up into one slimey ass human being. The worst of the worst.

That guy that was hitting on me look like a Turd’s Armpit. He was nasty.

This chick been texting me non-stop. Like “No Bish! You are literally a turd’s armpit!”

by girl1342 February 17, 2023

Armpits

Armpits.com is a sweatproof undershirt company.

I’m going to Armpits.com to purchase my sweatproof undershirts.

by Armpits.com April 27, 2024