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Amora

the love psychic, an internet application which claims to know the future about your love life, just however the hell this possible, no one can ever be sure. In essence this is an internet application that will set you up for devistation time and time again. From what I've seen of friends using the application (Yes my friends, I am ashamed to say) it always gives you an outrageously spectacular and wonderful reading.
The real life occurance being just plain old life with nothing lovely and spectacular going on in the downstairs department apart from some spectacular sub-concious love making while sleeping with your chubby investing small deposits in your bed sheets. Amora, the depression psychic. Charlie Sheen should give it a go.
Amora says "Charlie, sweetie, your romantic side will glow this week, you'll do great!''
by rottonrobbie April 1, 2011
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Allor

Pretty much FUCKING UP!!! From start to finish, everything that you put into whatever it is that you're doing is wrong. There's no point even trying to figure out where you went wrong cuz everything is wrong. Just start over or have someone else do it that doesnt ALLOR IT UP. People ask, if I "ALLOR SOMETHING UP", will I ever get anything right again? The answer is simple, NO!!! Once you start ALLORING THINGS UP, you cant stop. So remember, measure twice, cut once, cuz you dont wanna ALLOR IT UP!!! Another definiton for this word is drinking until consumming more is nearly impossible. In other words, GETTING FUCKED UP or Annihilated.
Brian wrote an order today and ALLORED IT UP. Way to ALLOR THAT UP Brian.

Jim and Shane meet up with Brian the other night to go Jackeling and got ALL ALLORED UP!!! (See definition for Jackeling)
by Checkmate79 May 5, 2010
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Alora

Characterized by its long ears, bobbed tail, excessive bodily fluids (i.e. saliva), sometimes gooey skin and fur, characteristic 'nom nom' sound made when eating, unique perversions, chic'he fashion sense, groans, moan, squeals, squeaks, guttural bellows, crude language, laser-like urinary habits, flatulence, infatuation with genitalia (in particular, male) and mostly, adourableness.

This creature is often seen rummaging through cupboards in search of peanut butter an' honey. While searching, it makes a distinct cry, sounding like a shriek followed by mumblings, as it reads, by habit, the ingredients found in whatever it lays its paws upon, usually then followed by ravenous, disgruntled nomming.

Another trait of the Alora is its peculiar method of eating. While perched, rather than sitting, on anything higher than ground level, it tears its food into small, easily edible bits, so as not to dull its sharp fangs.

These sharp fangs are used in the hunting of small woodland creatures, more often than not, the fox in particular. The word 'hunt' is used more in the meaning of 'sport' rather than 'survival. Often the Alora can be seen laying bait of Pineapple, Orange Juice and the characteristic misleading lure of the 'wiggling tail dance'.
"Christ! Did you see the way that chick ran?! It was like I was watching an Alora chase down a fox!"

"Geez.., Nancy is such an Alora... have you ever been to the grocery store with her? Whatever you do, just stay away from the... Well, from everything."
by Ghost Fox March 14, 2010
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Almor

I wish I could be as good as Almor
by AlmorsTheBest July 10, 2004
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amoraplegic

Incapable of either giving, receiving or enjoying love as a result of a disastrous dating past
I don't celebrate valentine's day as I am amoraplegic; My wife leaving me for my best friend left me amoraplegic
by UKinNY February 13, 2010
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Amborski

some one from the clan of amborski, commonly called borski. Usually demonstrates great looks, athletic abilities, personality, and intellegince. Theoretical descendants of jesus.
Warning: looking at an amborski may cause spontaneous orgasms
OMG ITS AN AMBORSKI!!!!!!! Now i need a new pair of pants.
by Jakethegreat222 April 15, 2010
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Amorettoes

Collective name for fans of Scottish female rock trio The Amorettes
Calling all Amorettoes! Tickets for the next gig are now available!
by moonlitcactus July 23, 2011
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