Albanian Flapjack

When you crap your pants and then sit on it

I have an Albanian flapjack crusted to my underwear...

by DarkMage231 March 28, 2019

Albany Rat

An Albany rat originates from the southern side of the Albany Westfield mall, situated between the event cinemas and the Albany mall food court. The Albany rat typically wears the same dress code when entering the Albany mall premises. This consists of the red Yankees hat, a pouch, crew neck shirt, no sleeve puffa jacket, quatre length dickies pants, and finally the air max 97s. An Albany rat must always pull the finger in photos as well post photos of them smoking on social media. The main cuisine for an Albany rat involves the 6-inch subway and the classic 1$ frozen coke.

I was at the mall with my mate, about to watch Toy Story 4, before we got stepped out by a group of Albany Rats.

by summaomg July 2, 2019

Ricky Albany

The coolest cat in town.

Man, I so wish I knew Ricky Albany!

by lovelygirl27 April 3, 2010

Albanian Rozzers

Slang term used to identify the police force of Albania. Popularised by the car reviewer James May.

James May: "Crikey! It's the Albanian rozzers"

by notbigbrad June 28, 2022

Albanian Dishwasher

When you run out of dish soap and you lost your sponge that you have to use your nephew’s Albanian friend to clean the dishes with their tears and sweat to clean the dishes spotless

Mom: honey is your friend here?
Son: yes Mom, he’s here with me, playing Roblox.

Mom: tell him I need some help with the dishes, I need to use him as my Albanian dishwasher.

Albanian dishwasher: I’ll be right there Miss!

by 7akeshi September 11, 2018

albacore wanking

When you have a wank over Jessica Alba. Albacore porn is considered the hottest type of porn

Dude, yesterday I had some hardcore albacore wanking.

by Ovat February 23, 2008

Albania

Red and Black I dress Eagle on my chest hood to be in Albania wear my head up high for flag I die I’m proud to be an Albanian.

Aleksandër: Man I’m so proud to be an Albanian it makes me wanna sing.
Thomas: Please don’t.
Aleksandër: Red and Black I dress Eagle on my chest hood to be in Albania wear my head up high for flag I die I’m proud to be an Albanian.

by Negus of Niggopia January 24, 2022