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nut merchant

can mean either-
1) a stupid or arrogant person, or

2) something (usually a feat) which is impressive.
Look at that fucking nut merchant.

This shot's going to be a right nut merchant.
by Panzervarg May 18, 2010
mugGet the nut merchantmug.

Merchant Firewall

The metaphorical or cybernetic barrier that a resident Venetian* merchant uses to prevent unpopular truths from being being known.
"why was my comment deleted?"
"you got stopped by the merchant firewall bro"
by dirgistan May 14, 2015
mugGet the Merchant Firewallmug.

Waffle Merchant

A person who tells you a story about something that never happened and talks literally through their hole. More shite coming out their mouth than their arse in life.
Wow did you hear what Killa Toges said to me the other day about him flying to Australia for a weekend?

A proper waffle merchant !!
by OnDaSauce January 30, 2023
mugGet the Waffle Merchantmug.

Fun Merchant

A person who thinks they have access to some sort of special rights due to having a team with 7 chemistry in the video game FIFA Ultimate Team. These individuals ironically complain about the game most, despite using obviously useless players (Harry Maguire, Zlatan Ibrahimovic up top or like Divock Origi at CB or something) to make it appear as though they do not care about losing, hence making it not feel so bad when they inevitably lose anyway in spite of their team.
fun merchant: Why y’all gotta use Mbappé? I use non meta players cause the game is just way more fun that way, how dare you outrun my 34 pace defenders
non attention-seeking individual: You are such a fun merchant. Do u really think anyone is impressed?
by KB285 October 4, 2022
mugGet the Fun Merchantmug.

helmet merchant

a being who transcends the definition of being 'a helmet'
Player 1: "Watch this!"
*Player 1 teamkills Player 2*
Player 2: "Proper helmet merchant you mate"
by TeevReqq May 22, 2023
mugGet the helmet merchantmug.

Points merchant

ruairidrayne99
the tier 3 champion is a points merchant
by LOI_NotJack April 6, 2022
mugGet the Points merchantmug.

Ryan Merchant

A Real Buisnessman, A true and honest man who will never scam you out of your earnings, Someone who would never lie or cheat at anything.
That salesman is a real Ryan Merchant scamming those people out of some good earned money.
by A Real BusinessMan September 19, 2019
mugGet the Ryan Merchantmug.

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