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2012 merchant

A term used to describe Chelsea FC supporters for their win during the 2012 champions league final.
It is usually used to make fun of or to troll the Chelsea supporters.
Chelsea fans tend to bring up this 2012 trophy during arguments with other fans, hence the name “2012 merchant”
You Chelsea fans are just 2012 merchants.
They called us 2012 merchants now look at us.
Shut up you 2012 merchant, all you know is Drogba’s penalty
by concernedluvr June 2, 2021
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nut merchant

can mean either-
1) a stupid or arrogant person, or

2) something (usually a feat) which is impressive.
Look at that fucking nut merchant.

This shot's going to be a right nut merchant.
by Panzervarg May 18, 2010
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Benefit merchant

A person who encourages an idea or plan for their own personal convenience
Person 1: Lets go to that pub down the road

Person 2: You absolute benefit merchant! You only want to go there because you live next door and your tired
by pobwell cobblepot February 22, 2011
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scab merchant

Don't get a tattoo from him unless you want it to Suck, he is a Scab Merchant.
by Sayaynot February 26, 2015
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dick merchant

1. A man constantly in pursuit of dates or relationships

2. A "pick up artist," or someone who thinks they are
1. "She's a bartender, she's not into you. Stop acting like a dick merchant with too much schlong to sell."
2. "Look at these dick merchants trying to move some product on that poor booth babe."
by jen4k2 September 9, 2021
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Merchant Firewall

The metaphorical or cybernetic barrier that a resident Venetian* merchant uses to prevent unpopular truths from being being known.
"why was my comment deleted?"
"you got stopped by the merchant firewall bro"
by dirgistan May 14, 2015
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