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Going to see a man about a dog 

Going to see the "man" to buy something that is possibly illegal.
Going to pick up your supply, supply of whatever it is you require. or just See a man about a dog
I'm just going to see a man about a dog, then we can pipe it up and watch the movie.

that's what a man does 

The definition for "That's what a man does" entered by Burner is perfect.

the phrase itself derived from the Girl Next Door...
-There is this really hot girl, the girl next door
=So did you bang her yet?
-Yeah, right I banged her (sarcasm)
because "THATS WHAT A MAN DOES."

Lines that are associated with "what a man does":

"All I wanna do is bang hot chicks" (girl next door)
"We are all going streaking...through the quad to the gymnasium" (old school)
"F#CK IT, I'll squeeze one" (GND)
"We can't lose our composure" (OS)
"You got to use my girlfriend, shes so good, wanna give her a throw?" (GND)
"I guess I am a little freaked out about only having sex with one person (points to his wife) for the rest of my life" (OS)
"How's the rack?" (GND)
"Do you know how lucky you are to land someone as sexually enlightened as Hedi..look Columbus wasn't looking for America when he went sailing away, but he found it and that sure as heck worked out for the rest of us" (0S)
"I would have nailed her right there and then"(GND)

FOR INFO ON HOW TO DO WHAT A MAN DOES: Learn from anything that a man has done in the Girl Next Door (especially giving her Bourbon to get her drunk for sex) and Old School. These are textbook examples of "what a man does."
examples are listed above.

Going to see a man about a dog 

Slang used while referring to going to have a drink down the pub.

Most commonly used in the North East of England. Due to it being originally derived from people who drink/drank the ex-Newcastle brewed alchohol, Newcastle Brown Ale.

The sentance itself is actually printed on the label of the newer bottles of Newcastle Brown.
Fred: Doing anything decent this weekend?

Bob: Going to see a man about a dog on friday if you fancy coming?

Cut-A-Man Clan. 

What happened to the Slap-A-Ho Tribe.
" When he hit me across the face, he started talking some shit about being from the Slap-A-Ho Tribe. So I said alright, went and got me something sharp, and let him know I was from the Cut-A-Man Clan. "
Cut-A-Man Clan. by Razor-chan. November 30, 2006

going to see a man about a horse

Going to see a man with a big dick
Tracy where you going. oh I'm just going to see a man about a horse

Going to see a man about a horse

Something you say when you are leaving in order to conceal your true purpose for leaving especially if you are going to see your drug dealer or going to get high.
Me: Where you going, Brian?
Brian: I'm going to see a man about a horse.
Joe: Hide the snacks...He's gonna have the munchies when he gets back!
Me: Yeah...You wanna go to the bar?
Joe: Yeah