Womp Tard

An annoying person who only listens to dubstep. They are the kids rolling and womping the hardest at shows. Usually have on jerseys, flat bill's with pins from shows, and bring glowsticks.
David: Sup bro you hitting up the Bassnectar show tonight?

Schaefer: Yea bra I've been womping out all week in my apartment jammin' some Skrillex. Sonny's bass lines are SICK bra absolutely FILTHY!! Pumped for Bassnectar ready for the first drop!!!

David: Damn what a womp tard.
by blayzinjimm68 July 25, 2012
mugGet the Womp Tardmug.

Tard-aide

You did what to that big biker and got ass stomped? A gallon of Tard-aide stat! This is a mythical potion for stupidity.
Quick, Tard-aide, here stat!
by I, Wreckerrr December 3, 2020
mugGet the Tard-aidemug.

Tard rage

Tard rage is when somebody angers a tard (or just a very socially awkward person) to the point where the tard gets so angry that they start going on rampage. The anger will often times give the tard superhuman levels of strength, and once you are in the path of one it will be impossible to escape without them trying to fucking murder you.
Backflip boy: I’m gonna write that (insert yards name) doesn’t have a dad on the white board.
Tard: RHEEEEEEEEE (somehow breaks the marker and starts to choke backflip boy out.

Bystander: oh shit he’s goin on a tard rage! Everyone run!
by DallasBoy12345 August 25, 2018
mugGet the Tard ragemug.

Tard wrangler

a person responsible for herding retards from one area to another.
why am i still working as a tard wrangler
by stupidretard420 October 4, 2006
mugGet the Tard wranglermug.

tard wrangler

the tard guards who have to do the dirty work
that tard wrangler just ran down two tards
by JakeLaurie April 12, 2017
mugGet the tard wranglermug.

Clit-tard

The Caitlin clit-tard forced her man to have sex without a condom.
by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019
mugGet the Clit-tardmug.

cig tarded

the light headed feelng you get after power dragging an entire cig
yo man i got mad cig tarded last night cuz i didnt have any more weed
by barbieclit June 9, 2011
mugGet the cig tardedmug.

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