no dick energy

a guy who doesn’t treat his girl right, cheats on her/him, has a weak personality, and brings down others to feel better about himself. overuses swearwords in a bad context. usually very pale.

Jesus, her boyfriend has no dick energy”.

by 5midanocpued October 21, 2018

dick truck

It's just like a cake truck, but you get dick instead.

A dick truck is just like whale sex.

by 21_jo-z February 27, 2017

beaver tail dick

When you have a dick shaped like a beaver tail.

That guys got beaver tail dick.

by Normalnametaken November 15, 2023

jello dick

pretty obvious- a soft , mushy ,pathetic minuscule penis.usually presents itself at the most inopportune moment, during sex

aww its ok jello dick. there are some fuck pills in the drawer. see you in an hour

by burbman1969 April 13, 2021

Dick flick

A chick flick that a male is forced into watching with a female companion but ends up truly enjoying it.

Chad speaking to Brad: “Went to see Mamma mia with my sister and damn, that’s a great dick flick!”

by Cazfurs November 9, 2019

Mushroom Dick

A double meaning:
A description of a chode
Or
A description of the taste of semen: mushroom
Or both.

“I went over to Jeremy’s last night and he totally had a mushroom dick… never again”

by Kcenziii January 30, 2023

Dick Wick

When you masturbate my pulling your dick up standing up and letting it go up and down for several seconds

I heard jeff the virgin likes to do the dick wick, that is just said, I hope he gets laid before high school ends...

by Whatthefuckamidoing2 December 18, 2018