Dad

Something you don’t have

Your friend: Hi where is your dad

You: What’s that ?

by Ihaveadad April 23, 2022

your dad

has a huge peen
he smashed me last night
it was plesherful
he likes to give it to little girls

he was fucking a little girl he has a huge one.oh it must be your dad

by big_daddy_waddy March 7, 2022

Your dad

He went to get the milk but came back when you became a famous football player

Bro I'm gonna turn into your dad *disappears*

by The gentleman whom asked August 25, 2022

Dads before lads

The unwritten law that your dad should always become before bros (male friends).

Frank: Are you still available to help me out tomorrow?
Brian: Sorry dude, but my dad just asked me to go on a motorcycle trip tomorrow.
Frank: No problem bro, dads before lads!

by EluminateNL May 20, 2020

Ouch dad

A term used at football games on the intercom to express distaste

Quarterback is sacked, end result safety.

Announcer: Ouch Dad!

by Skinnyboy9 March 31, 2010

Coles Crossing Dad

Synonym of Based, refers to guys who are cool dudes, just in general some pretty chill fellas.

Yo, he's definitely a Coles Crossing Dad.

by Corvidae88 July 24, 2024

Your dad

Used in a sentence it is a stand-in for someone with overly cliched and conventional opinions. It could be your actual dad but it could be just some normie

The James Bond movies exist to sell your dad watches.

The new labour bill is getting your dad angry.

by Cointelpronoun August 20, 2025