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fag salad 

a member of the male (and sometimes female) species, who acts in a stupid manner in regards to romantic relationships. Acting in the manner of a dumbass for extended periods of time resulting in drama, hurt feelings, and feelings of tension for others.
Boy meets girl. Boy likes girl, girl likes boy, boy acts like a douche and avoids girl...boy is a fag salad. And/or: Boy meets girl. Boy likes girl, girl likes boy, girl acts like a douche and avoids boy...girl is a fag salad
fag salad by AliciaN November 10, 2008

Emoji Salad 

A collective of emojis that transcend into a beautiful masterpiece. A true salad with love as the dressing and emojis as the lettuce. To have an emoji salad is to be the best salad tosser in the emoji universe.
Wow, Daniel, that Emoji Salad brought out so many emotions. The beautiful pairing of the ๐Ÿ† and the ๐ŸŽ‰ told a story of immaculate wonder.
Emoji Salad by Dan Wro July 16, 2016

Eating salad 

To eat salad is a code name for French kissing, and getting a tad bit suggestive, but nothing too far (i.e. playing with thighs, doing tiny little moans when separating to breathe...)
Person: holy shit eating salad with you last night was awesome

Chicken Salad

Oft attributed to Liam Gray of Rhode Island, the true origins of Chicken Salad are far more sinister. Recent research has revealed that Benedict Arnold, the much reviled traitor, in fact developed chicken salad. He used the distribution of it to mask his traitorous errands.

The popularity of the food among some types of people can be attributed to the addictive chemicals found in Satanโ€™s anal perspiration, and hair (mayonnaise, and celery respectively).

This has come as a shock to those that find themselves supporting the recipe of an infamous traitor, and vindication to the true patriots who have always known chicken salad is terrible.
I canโ€™t believe you served Chicken Salad! Do you hate America?!
Chicken Salad by Trog July 5, 2020

Bush Brain Salad 

Any ragu made from unidentifiable ingredients.
A little bistro on the West Bank served Bush Brain Salad with a fine Chateau Musar and garlic crisped pita on Wednesdays.
Bush Brain Salad by I.M. Reason February 19, 2009

creamy cucumber salad 

First you take a cucumber and stick it up a womans ass until its stuck. Then very gently stick two spoons in between her asshole and the cucumber. Next take creamy ranch dressing and squirt it between the spoons. Next with a spork gently dig the cucumber out piece by piece and make her eat it.
Tom tied up his wife jane, stuck a cucumber in her ass and she enjoyed a delightful creamy cucumber salad.
creamy cucumber salad by ranchanator February 25, 2010