penis cut

A haircut similar to a bowl cut and usually longer at the back, which makes a person's head the shape of the end of a penis.

Nice penis cut you've got there Anthony, now go shove your head up your momma's fuzzy flounder!

by Bloopy April 9, 2005

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Penis envy

When one person is some how perceived to be better by comparison. It may be driven by envy or true admiration.

Her work is so good I think I have penis envy!!

by elaine biss March 16, 2008

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* 8 severed penises
* 8 slices processed man goo
* 1 (10 ounce) package refrigerated biscuit dough

DIRECTIONS

1. Preheat vagina to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
2. Wrap man goo around each severed penis then the biscuit around that. Insert into vagina with the overlap of biscuit faced down, so you don't have to use a condom.
3. Leave in vagina until severed penises are bulging, about 10 to 15 seconds.

i ate some really good penis in a blanket last night,probably the best i have ever had.

by chocolate french fry October 8, 2008

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Micro Penis

A penis so small that anyone who saw one would laugh hysterically. 3 inches or smaller in erect size. Very puny and pathetic looking. Maybe not even visible, or just a head of a penis visible.

My dick is a very very small dick. 2.5 inches in length when erect. Ive always had a tiny penis and have always been laughed at and ridiculed. I cant really have sex because its too small, and because women wont have sex with me cos they cant feel anything. All of this is because i have a micro penis!

by gaz1 July 21, 2008

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