Nipple Sack

When a muscle mommy has trenned away all of her titty fat making her nipples look like 3oz of water in used condom duct taped to "her" pecs.

God, I'd love to titty fuck her, but a horse cock isn't big enough. Her nipple sacks can't get within 2 feet of each other. Damn you, tren.

by HotCock MaJock May 10, 2024

Naples Pasta Maker

An erect phallus is buttered and fed into a pasta maker. A partner positions themselves beneath the pasta maker, and ingests the flattened remnants of said phallus.

Johnny isn’t coming munting tonight. He’s still recovering from that Naples Pasta Maker he did with Jill and Gretchen last week.

by GREENFUCKNIGGA12 May 26, 2024

Napoleanic Sleeper

Someone who relentlessly claims more of the bedding and bed as the night goes on.

Sri, a Napoleanic Sleeper, has cocooned herself in the comforter and stuck both her arms out across her body in a sort of Heisman pose, pushing girish to the precipice. When confronted, she half snored, half snorted “Viva La France!”

by a_good_listener June 1, 2024

nippleburger

Another way to say the en word but when of if you are around parents/kids/etc. :)

"I going to beat that nippleburger up tonight!"

by I_❤️_Zaddy_Pig June 17, 2024

Nipple ring

A weird way to say your boring

Nipple ring for not adding bacon to flatbread pizza

by Wee gosle July 8, 2024

Nipple ring

The funnest way to say your borning

You didn’t add bacon to your pizza!? Nipple ring!

by SwiftieFan13-19 July 8, 2024

Napoleon complex

The Napoleon complex, also known as short-man complex, small man syndrome and many other hilarious names, is a debilitating inferiority complex that axiomatically afflicts all manlets (males shorter than 5ft10). The deep insecurity that results from being the same height as a little girl, drives the petite and effeminate manlet to ever greater levels of compensation, delusion and puerile rage. If the afflicted manlet is a turbo-manlet or terminally insecure, then the already devastating Napoleon complex can advance to a Napoleon complex deluxe. Infamous Napoleon complex deluxe sufferers like tiny Tom Cruise and lying manlet boy Todd Howard have shown the world that, despite their stunted physical development, they aspire to the maximal height of insanity.

Look at that sissy manlet boy prancing around in high heels while insulting people over there, I hope he chokes on his Napoleon complex! That utterly insignificant runt of a manlet is clearly suffering from a Napoleon complex deluxe, if you ask me. Short people got no reason...

by ManletDepreciator July 19, 2024