jerboard

boarding said ramp at the top of the spine and riding a perfect curve, gaining the most units out of said ramp and surpassing record units on any map

jerry jerry do the jerry ramp (jerboard)

by BigHunna27 September 23, 2025

Jerb

A short fat degenerate who only thinks of himself and food. His hobbies are masturbating, eating food, talking about girls, and being racist. His look resembles that of a chode(small penis). Basically human garbage.

That guy talking about girls butts is such a jerb! Do you see that incel over there, isn’t he a jerb?

by Xx_charli.kirk420_xX November 18, 2025

Jersey Volcano

When you shit in a microwaveable container (you could use an oven but who has access to that) and heat it to scorching and pour it inside a vagina. Very commonly used at UVM, one in five UVM students have experienced this either voluntarily or involuntarily.

“Dude yesterday we totally gave Becky a Jersey Volcano last night”

by kucktricia December 2, 2025

Jersey string cheese

When you pull back your foreskin and let the goey cheese peel back, and let your partner strip away and lick/eat it

"Hey babe, I got some jersey string cheese here for ya, come clean a nigga up

by Cato_vrc January 1, 2026

Chocolate Jersey

Finding crap on your condom after an anal encounter.

"I did her up the butt, and when I pulled out I had a chocolate jersey!"

by D73 December 26, 2007

Winged Jerks

A seagull, a widely populous bird that ultimately survives on the dregs of society. They are often heard complaining bitterly in a fight for a deep fried potato chunk.

The winged jerk is the aquatic equivalent of a racist pigeon and are known to harass beach goers but also spend alot of time chilling at the dump.

Bloke 1: Jeez whats all that noise from
Bloke 2: Just some winged jerks fighting for a chip

by TheOxford June 12, 2011

The Jersey Puff

When a Jersey Guido feels intimidated by another man. He puffs up his body spreading his arms wide to appear bigger than he is. Much like a blow fish. This usually occurs after he has been drinking and his girl has the wandering eye.

Man! did you see the that Skinny guy do the jersey puff when his girl was eyeballing me?

by Jpants34 November 21, 2011