I-Ready lesson 

A 40 minute waste of time. Sometimes theres a short lesson but the teacher counts it as half a lesson like iutgnitugnpgnirengprntirgn. No. Ban hammer them. If schools do make students do this bias crap when I have kids ill homeschool their asses.

Litterly me when i fail an I-Ready lesson.

I-Ready lesson by Randomguywithnothingbettertodo April 30, 2021

@i.h8.pineapples 

My favourite mutual/account on tiktok, always checking for updates on their account lol 😭. Also hot and looks like Eren Yeager 😇

- "hey do you know @i.h8.pineapples?"
- "Yeah! They're my favourite account on tiktok!"

@i.h8.pineapples by yourfavouriteperson May 13, 2021

I'm thankful for you 

It's another word for "I love you" but more than that. It's a way of showing that you care and love that someone and that you appreciate them for the things they do for you :)

(insert person's name) I'm thankful for you, you are someone I look up to and is grateful for.

I'm thankful for you by Positive thoughts :) January 4, 2022

I LIKE FUTAS 

Well I just wanted a mug to come out to my mom

I LIKE FUTAS and I cannot lie

I LIKE FUTAS by I_eat_wap_for_dinner January 17, 2022

I.J.W.T.S.Y.P.T.Y.S 

I
Just
Want

To
Suck
Your

Pussy
'Till

You
Scream

Guy: hey baby I.J.W.T.S.Y.P.T.Y.S

Girl: you are one freaky guy and I love it!

I.J.W.T.S.Y.P.T.Y.S by Crystal Guru January 30, 2022

“I’m gonna chug this all on him”

It’s something that you or someone else would say when they are about to blow up someone’s 70 year old crippled Italian uncle (called “Tio” most of the time) with 5-20 pounds of C4 during a family reunion.

“I’m gonna chug this all on him” - is a kind of a sentence that automatically makes you a menace to the entirety of Italy.
Jack: Hey..
Sam: What?
Jack: I’m gonna chug this all on him! *throws 10 pounds of C4 at Tio and detonates it*
Sam: WAIT NO THATS MY TIO NOOOO!!!!
*A big boom happens, food, drinks and everything else literally flying across the rom like they’re possessed by Satan*
Wee-Man: *flies through the fucking air, penetrates 3 walls and lands head first in a toilet* OH MY GOD AAAAAAAAAAÁÃAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!
Tio: OOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH (Ship horn sound effect played 5 times in a row) WHAT THE BARNACLES?!?!? *dies*
Jack: *hysterically laughing while holding a camera* Uncle exploded in 4K Ultra HD lol.
Sam: WHAT THE (ship horn sound effect) JACK THATS MY UNCLE!!! THAT IS WHY YOU DONT HAVE FRIENDS!!! IM CALLING THE POLICE!

“I’m gonna chug this all on him” by GoofyAhhUncleTio May 22, 2022

i'm not okay (i promise) 

how emo persons respond to "are you okay"

Frank: Dude, are you okay?
Gerard: I'm not okay (i promise)
Frank: You sure?
Gerard: I promised.

i'm not okay (i promise) by alexthebestpersonevaa July 10, 2022