chilly cow

When you stick two ice lollies up someone's nose and slowly push your dick in one of their ears, you then rip out the lollies and pour milk down their nose, you then finish it off with pissing or shitting in one of their ears and using the ice lollies to lick it up.

"I just did the chilly cow with your slaggy mum, the slut!"

by yourmumsafilthyrottenslag December 19, 2020

Cow burger

A) A burger but made with cow instead of beef (Noun)
B) When a trumpet player starts playing marches of the armed forces during science class

Oh god, he's pulling a cow burger!
Can I have a milkshake, fries, and a cow burger?

by Quonkleboi March 18, 2024

Cow neck

The act of deep throat being performed by a large woman

“Did you see Blinks trying to get some cow neck last night? He tried to bait her in by feeding her croutons!”

by Church boners July 06, 2018

International baby cow day

A day where baby cows are to be celebrated on December 3rd

International Baby Cow Day is a day where you slaughter a whole bunch of baby cows...I think?

by goshdarndiggitydammit April 10, 2024

My cow

A pointless game played during a car ride where one spots a cow, says my cow and therefore owns that cow or multiple cows. The person that calls the most cows is the winner

Have you played my cow before, it sucks.

by Munchie Hanson March 11, 2017

Cow plow

When another women or girl is having sexual intercourse with your man

Hey , heard Steve cow plowed Stacy

by Juebene August 06, 2017

Cow dick syndrome

When a persons skin has pale and brown spots like a dairy cow. The medical term is vitiligo.

The UFC homosexual Fighter Melquizael Costa has a Skin Disease. Does He Suffer From cow dick syndrome?

by Butt cleavage January 22, 2023