chode lumps

Chode lumps: Noun
Lumps or wrinkles on ones #chode

1. What are chode lumps?

2. Wrinkles or lumps on a short fat cock!

by LiterallyWords April 18, 2018

chode soaker

When it is so hot outside it soaks your chode.

Bring an extra pair of shorts Kyle, it's a chode soaker out there.

by Nick Housel August 17, 2017

Chode test

The chode test or procedure is:

Grab a tuna can
Stick dick in can
If dick touches the rims of the can and doesnt touch the bottom, you have a chode

Man, I took the chode test like you said. I won't say any more than that.
My dick didnt even touch the rims nor the bottom!

by Praker September 25, 2017

Chode

Enrico Cusimano

The Chode waddled.

by TheBeastFromTheMiddleEast September 27, 2017

Chode Molester

A person that has an affinity to chodes. Sometimes the chode-holder is unaware.

Person A: "YO Hendrik sucked three chodes last night."
Person B:"Damn, Hendrik is such a chode molester."

by KingSTiNX October 2, 2017

ChodeGoffler

A male who laughs as someone getting hit in his penis then continued to get nailed in his big fat girthy dick.

Dude, stop laughing at me you ChodeGoffler!

by Girthy Dick October 19, 2017

chode

a boy who is short and stubby, like a penal chode

max is such a chode

by i hate you 69 January 8, 2018