champ

Being corny, lame, or stupid. Used in the (d)(m)v cuz virginia don’t count.

K: Did you see that girls story?
Me: Yeah, girl she champ eshit

by Moefrmdadmv July 8, 2022

Champ

Something/somebody that’s Lame, uncool. Slang often used in the dmv area.

“Ew you are so champ for that”
“Ashley is so champ!”
“That movie was champ”

by Joemama536 July 27, 2022

Champagne lip smack

A champagne lip smack is a procedure a female would use to wake her partner from sleep.

First she must undress completely, then straddle her partners face, putting her lovely labia against his/her peaceful sleeping lips.

Next she pours her favorite champagne down the front of her breasts, allowing the bubbly liquid to flow down, across her labia and in to her partners lips causing them to wake up delighted by the surprise.

"Mom, my husband won't wake up, he keeps sleeping through his alarm."

"Did you try a champagne lip smack honey?"

"That's great advice mom, thank you"

by Dome luver July 31, 2022

champaigne

Da celebratory alcoholic drink of choice dat folks break out when their candidate of choice wins the election.

Dunno why people always whoop it up with champaigne at election time --- usually da winning candidate breaks most or all of his political/economic-reform promises and turns out to just be a wimpy pandering jerk similar to da previous head-honcho!

by QuacksO August 22, 2022

champagne geezer

A thirsty old horn dog, always about to pop his cork

Nate can’t play soccer with beautiful women present… what a champagne geezer!

by LittleFootballer August 23, 2022

Champ asf

Means gay/non binary/ lgbtq

Hey sorry to ask but are you champ asf

by You67644467 September 14, 2022

Champagne Piss

When you get some poo into your dick hole and then use piss to push it out. The poo on top of the piss is like the cork on a champagne bottle and the pee is like the champagne hence why it is called a champagne piss

I accidentally got my dick stuck in some shit so I had to take a champagne piss

by Some_G September 22, 2022