Captive Crackers

Saltines that have been inserted, against their collective will, where the sun will never shine.

John has a truckload of captive crackers he is hauling cross country.

by thisisntme March 26, 2012

CrackER

A term for a really white person. Most of the time people use this term when calling a white guy a crackER with the hard R. I like using this word because its like the Buad word/ but for white people.

Fuck you CrackER

by Cracker Lord November 6, 2022

scattered cracker

Depicting a newborn with the innate hatred of being swaddled.

Justin was such a scattered cracker when he was a baby

by soos September 18, 2021

chem cracker

Something like a computer cracker, except uses chemicals in various forms to extract information from and exploit the target.

No one there uses computers, they use chemicals to crack instead. They chem crackers!

by fangedWu June 9, 2022

Cream cracker

Fuck head

Timmy is a cream cracker

by Semaj nihcam March 20, 2019

Rizz Cracker

A White Person with Rizz (and a play on Ritz Crackers)

I’m quite the Rizz Cracker at school.

by HAYDENCRAFT2008 February 2, 2024

swiss cracker

When Swiss men, wearing Swiss hats, tag team a white woman (cracker) whose butt hole smells like Swiss cheese.

We Swiss crackered that girl last night.

by BigCracker May 17, 2016