bum secks

To engage in sexual intercourse focused mainly around the anus. -Formal defintion

To fuck a bitch in the stinky hole. -Informal definition

Oh shit, I forgot a condom and do not want to recieve STDs nor impregnant my bitch....TIME FOR BUM SECKS!

by Rogues do it in the dark December 15, 2006

Bum Rush

To request anal to quickly in a relationship.

Jenny broke up with Adam because he bum rushed her.

by Bum Rush June 1, 2014

bum fuzzle

the act of receving head while taking a poop. (the proclaimed two best feelings in the world)

Dude, I totally got a bum fuzzle by Jill last night.

by matt November 6, 2004

Bum-Crumb

Another way of saying "Sh*t"!
It's much more babyish and boffin, but funner to say and isn't illegal in schools.

It was made up by Drayton-Kids from West London.

Yes... Londoners are strange.

Bob: Your mum just died.
Jim: Oh bum-crumb!
Bob: Correct... Bum-crumb.

by TheSchmexxieDevil January 23, 2009

Bum Lunch

having a meager lunch similar to that which a hobo might consume on any given summer day. Usually cooked using primitive means

Bum 1:I just spent two hours cooking some hot dogs in a shoebox lined with tin foil. Want one?

Bum 2:Heck yes!Bum lunch rocks!

by TheMidnightGolfers April 30, 2010

professionally bumming

To not literally bum someone, but cater to their every need. For example, you always talk about that person, you always say how attractive you find them, you make them cakes and stuff. and (not literally) you bum lick them.

Emily: "OMGG i love ben he is so cute, isn't he so cute! i love him! I'm gonna make him a cake on his birthday"
Beth: (rolls eyes) "cool can i help?"
Emily: "NO WAY, i don't want you getting any of the credit cos i love him"
Beth: "OH **** you! just cos your professionally bumming him"

EMily runs off and crys.

by Betty Weiner October 11, 2007

bum candy

"Candy" of abysmally poor quality which The Poopsmith gives to oblivious trick or treaters such as Homestar Runner on Halloween. Definitely not equal to a million pounds of candy, especially if you're going for quality over quantity like Bubs is.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {sniffs the bag} {slightly angry} Hey, you're right! Poopsmith, did you give me some bum candy?

by JohnnyLurg August 22, 2011