ball pot wank

Wanking while sticking a couple of fingers up your own arse. Sort of like a manual simulation of taking the central role in a no-handed conga, or being the meat in a man sandwich.

Euggh what's that under your fingernails? Oh sorry I got carried away and had a ball pot wank last night.

by Bearded Clam December 9, 2008

Ass-Fistey Wank

Fairly self explainiatory, insert fist in rectum and proceed to wank ( Masterbate ) like an old maid.

''Why's the fist so smelly today Kieth?''

''I watching a bit of loose woman and, well you know the score''

''The old Ass-Fistey Wank''

''Bingo, flaccid sir''

by Kieth Kieth May 27, 2008

Sad wank

when you fuck a bitch but can’t nut so kick her out and beat yourself off till you nut in your sheets

Sad wank is getting drunk and fucking a fat bitch then kicking her out and beating yourself off to finish the job

by Sad wank February 22, 2020

risky posh wank

Having a wank in an easily exposed area of getting caught whilst using a franga so no evidence is found

"When I was out at the supermarket I had the urge to crank out a risky posh wank in one of the isles , It was jolly

by Ohmygollygosh April 12, 2017

Post Wank Hands

The state your hands are in after a wank

Post Wank Hands

by KiwiRider March 10, 2010

Fish-Tank Wank

When a man gets sexually aroused and 'horny' so he masturbates and when he cums he lets his seaman fly into the fish tank, killing the fish, but resolving his sexual fustration.

I had a wank last night and didn't want a huge mess all over the carpet so I did it in the fish tank!

Shit, i appear to have killed my fish.

Fish-Tank Wank's are the best!

by Helen Back April 22, 2007

bum chin wank

you get your nasty girlfriend and stuff her in the butt, then proceed to use your shit-laden corn piece to have it away with her massively large chin bum until u cum all over her hidious face.

"oh man, that ugly bitch caroline gave me such a relentless bum chin wank i discharged all over the fucking show"

by marcus clefticus March 5, 2008