Wonkapotamus

A neurodivergent person.
As simple way, to say that you are different (neurodivergent) without having to go into details on your disorders.
Somebody with ADHD, ASD, etc.
Somebody who feels different than everybody else.
Somebody who is overstimulated easily and is has sensory-processing disorders that normal people do not have.

Don't mind me for not partaking in the activities, I'm just a wonkapotamus.
I'm a wonkapotamus, I don't like loud noises or soft food.
I'm autistic, with echolalia and PDA , I'm a totally a wonkapotamus.

by ThatsNotAllowed February 4, 2024

Work Pizza

Delivery or carryout from the Domino's pizza chain.

So-called because the company offers special deals for corporate accounts; consequently, it has become the go-to pizzeria for office parties.

"Anyplace but Domino's. This ain't the office, I don't want no work pizza."

by Colonel_Panic November 12, 2023

work herpes

When you have an employee that flares up a few times a year, but you are helpless and can’t get rid of them because they’re related to an influential leader in the company.

Instead of running a competition for a new assistant I’ve been told Jim’s unreliable son will be my assistant… Jim fucked me, and now I have work herpes.

by AJB10129 November 23, 2023

Work

Drugs, usually to be sold (large amounts of hard drugs)

Work - “trap jumpin I gotta move all dis work mane”

by Hood_rich3000k November 23, 2023

WOKA NAKA

Restaurant highly recommended by Mr Shri Hari S. The food was soo delicious that he licked all his 11 fingers. It was soo cheap even shri hari agreed to pay the whole bill. He also said that the service was insanely good even though it was self service only. He ditched us all to go and speak to the waiter over there...and became one of the best ballers. He highly recommends this place for negative rizz students.

Person1: YO!!Lets order from Pizza hut.
Mr Shri Hari S: WOKA NAKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person2: lets order from California Burrito.
Mr Shri Hari S: WOKA NAKA!!!!!!!!!!!!

by IUWDFE8FTG8F13LORIH February 18, 2024

Work Date

An enjoyable break-time occasion at work where colleagues, often with a hint of mutual affection, share a meal or quality time together.

You: "Hey Judy, wanna take a break and play Smash Bros in the playroom?"
Judy: "Sure! Let's do that!"

(Oh man, you won! Good for you! It sounds like a fun Work Date moment!)

by TechHoppin February 29, 2024

Wonkas

Testicles. They're underneath Willy, might as well be called Wonkas.

P1: I have a problem with my..you know..wonkas
P2: Ur what
P1: You know wonkas if you know wonking ur willy
P2: Why are u this way

by m0rningpers0n March 2, 2024