GTA V

A game that used to be fun, but was ruined to a plethora of reasons. R* needs to get their head straight.

Ben: "Bart, after this match, do you wanna hop on GTA V?"
Bart: "No, the game has been ruined a lot by the main producers. And it just gets boring after an hour or so just driving around in a car you've had for only a few minutes but want to sell already."
Ben: "You know you could've just ended it when you said no right?"

by uceain bolt July 25, 2021

V

G Ride

“Ayye Succas Den Slid Thru You Got The V?

by KiaBkoys August 7, 2023

Jon V.

Puerto Rican in his early 30s heavily tatted and probably sleeps on his motorcycle shaped bed naked just bearing his Gold Chain.

Jon V. Is bae

by Anonymous1984boi November 22, 2021

sa..v

The hottest most attractive women in the books. If she has Curly hair, Brown skin and black eyes. You found yourself a hot mama.

Mr.Bronson: Bro did you see sa..v in the halls?

Logan: Yeah ! i can tell she’s gonna be a milf.

by sa..v February 28, 2021

Dj V Ali

Imagine you’re walking down the road, your life is at peace, you feel happy while listening to your favourite songs and suddenly... a large can of V suddenly hits you in the face while you hear loud tunes of “Murder On My Mind” by That Melly Guy... run. That is Dj V Ali, the largest menace in all of Australia, it’s a she but her identity is unknown, victims have seen her launch 700 V cans out the windows, police officers have lost tires from the edges of the V cans that render the wheels useless. She has drop kicked 50 elderly men aged 69 while wearing a V Can Costume and saying “It’s Go Time Fuckers” with her gang. Her gang consists of 40 toddlers that ride 24 large kittens and are known to cause havoc.

omg! Have u seen that? OMGS ITS DJ V ALI! RUN DAD YOURE 69 YEARS OLD! ILL DEFEND YOU!

by Goldzma May 22, 2021

v-rizz

V-rizz us the normal rizz when activated by people who still has their v card

Brother your v-rizz is unmatched!

by Grizzly krizzly March 6, 2025

pre-v

When you prematurely Venmo someone for a round of drinks and then you decide to buy the next round, requiring them to Venmo back to you. If you had just lasted a little longer before trying to settle up, no Venmo would have been necessary.

Friend 1: Ok, I'll Venmo you for that drink.
Friend 2: Hold up - you know we never have just one beer. You don't want to have a pre-v.

by prognosticator December 10, 2017