Craig time

Not real time. Big time lag. 10 min in real time=2 hours craig time.

Craig: I'll be there in 10 min
Guy: real time or craig time?

by c.cleanpipes July 17, 2016

Glitter Time

A condition experienced by some men on a monthly basis that may cause irritability, anxiety, depression, headache, and hissy fits. Comparable to menstruation in women.

"My husband threw a fit when I told him we weren't having meatloaf on Monday. I think he's on his Glitter Time."

by Unicornelious June 17, 2016

Rippage Time

The added time at the end of a Master League match in Pro Evolution Soccer, when you are hanging onto a draw or 1-goal lead. Rippage Time is identical to stoppage time, except that cheap AI scripting gives the opposition God Mode, while giving your keeper grade 9 retardation and the mobility of a cactus.

When you concede possession within Rippage Time, instinctively you will push away from your goal and hammer the "shoot/clear" button. This does nothing to stop the AI from winning 5 corners in a row then bundling in the equaliser/winner.

As a parting insult, the AI forces you to kick off again before immediately sounding the final whistle. This always leads to pro evo rage

We will need a two-goal cushion to avoid getting skanked by Rippage Time.

by LiquidLiam May 3, 2018

pasta time

The time one spends in the air immediately after going off a killer jump, whilst skiing or snowboarding.

Chad: Duuuude, I got so much pasta time off that monster 20 footer!
Brad: Dude! Sick!

by getsweatym8 January 11, 2017

trampoline time

When a (mommy) and (daddy) have a wrestling match at night and you've been awake all night eating (popcorn) while watching (Dora).

i think i heard my mom and dad having trampoline time

by poophead4213 January 15, 2020

funky time

when you have sex

bae, it's funky time!

by X-Æ-A-13 January 18, 2020

sexc time

The term used when ones horniness surpasses the ability to explain your thoughts and feelings and can simply refer to yourself as wanting to have, “sexc time.”

How about some sexc time, Tylyn.
I love black people but no sexc time with Kanye West.

by Mr. ThiccSquats February 16, 2020