Dog Walker

A person you hire to watch your dog while your away, but instead blows a dude on your couch directly in front of the nanny can. Say Cheeeeeess.

The nanny cam filmed my “dog walker” blowing her bare assed boyfriend on the couch

by ATra1n January 16, 2019

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Dog Feast

To dog feast (or dog feasting):

a) Taping some ass
b) Doing your shit with your bitch
c) Getting somewhere with a girl
d) Macking on a chick

Basically, getting some ass.

Guy: "Yo, can you reach Ahmed's at lunch?".
Guy 2: "Nah nigga, I'm dog feasting.".

*walk into room*
Guy: "I just had a massive dog feast."
Everyone else: "Nice!"

by atothert March 11, 2009

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Fluff the dog

During the act of oral intercourse the giver stops sucking/licking and gives the recipient a raspberry on the genitals.

I was going down on the ol’lady and decided to fluff the dog! She came instantly.

by TnE25 September 17, 2020

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Cock to dog

To lay naked spooning ones dog

Cameron called Charlie to bed so he could do the nightly cock to dog before falling asleep

by Bigred2916 July 18, 2018

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dog motif

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She said “whats with this dog motif?”
I said “do you have something against dogs?”

by open-mouthed boy January 27, 2022

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Adventure dogs are dogs who seem normal to humans but when alone they could be seen going on adventures, solving mysteries and such. The group is usually led by a German Shepard with a poodle love interest. The group quite often contains a surly pit bull and a rambunctious Chiwawa. Cats can often be found trying to foil their plans or impede the progress of their adventure.

Abby: I lost a precious family heirloom last week. My dog went missing a few days then the heirloom somehow returned.

Joe: It’s very possible the heirloom was found by adventure dogs. You have a very special dog there Abby.

by The_Streets September 15, 2020

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