green monkey

Responsible for the spread of HIV to the human race. Found in South Africa, coincidentally home of the tribe that frequently enjoyed ritual sex for peanuts with these primates. See porch monkey.

If we moved all of the green monkeys to AIDStrailia, the world would be a happier and safer place.

by Eugene V. Debs January 21, 2004

brass monkey

(n) 1. an alcoholic beverage consisting of vodka, rum (usually dark), and orange juice. Essentially a screwdriver with rum. Named for the brass-like color the dark rum and OJ create when mixed.
2. an alcoholic beverage consisting of malt liquor (usually 8 Ball or St. Ides) and Sunny Delight.
3. a 40 oz bottle of booze
4. a dance one can only do when drunk out of his mind.
5. a penis; a dick or schlong
6. An expression used to mean cold or chilly weather.

1. "Monkey tastes def when you pour it on ice
Come on y'all it's time to get nice" - The Beastie Boys, "Brass Monkey"
2. "Cause I drink it anytime - and anyplace
When it's time to get ill - I pour it on my face" - The Beastie Boys
3. I'm going to get some o' dat brass monkey down on Crenshaw, J ...you wanna come?
4. "I got gold, I got funky
I got the new dance they call the Brass Monkey"- "Slow Ride", Beastie Boys
5. Damn, she was all up on my brass monkey.
6. It's cold enough to freeze a brass monkey's balls OR It's colder than a brass monkey's ass.

by Jam Master J March 10, 2006

Cunt Monkey

someone that always has his face in a pussy. someone that performs lots of oral sex on women.

"He is such a cunt monkey"
"I want to be a cunt monkey"

by Brent B. June 4, 2007

snow monkey

any northern european caucasion.

that motherfuckin snow monkey enslaved my people.

by Edaurdo Jones October 13, 2007

abercrombie monkey

a monkey that wears faded jeans and strange ripped hats. They are obviously cooler than the other monkeys. Girl monkeys love to pick bugs out of abercrombie monkeys hair. They are much sexier and often can be found in cool poses.

Wow, that abercrombie monkey has lots of girl monkeys peeling his banana. He also has an artsy stare and very large ab muscles.

by wassupwitcha April 4, 2005

Cable Monkey

The guy that works on (either by career "choice" or involuntarily volunteeered) or pulls cable runs for networking or telco purposes. Often times they are dressed similarly to your typical auto mechanic and tend to have their heads poking up in the ceiling veiling a vacant expression. They often have similar IQ levels and low brow personalities as your typical auto mechanic.

1) Pulling cable doesn't take much intelligence... a monkey could do it.

2) We need some cable monkeys to add some more cable drops. Joe, you get to breathe some asbestos!

by Figaro The Cat March 24, 2006

script monkey

Customer Service Rep who flops like a flounder once the caller's questions go off-script.

That script monkey forwarded me to a menu and I ended up back with him. He then proceeded to follow the same script and tried to forward me again.

by Bob Tenaglio December 31, 2006