Kangaroo Telescope

- A telescope that can see up to the milky way.

- A powerful telescope.

I used a Kangaroo Telescope to look at Venus today!

by PurebloodSlytherinQueen February 9, 2023

Lukas Telešius

Fucking handsome: big dick, big balls and loves big hugs.
Also pretty creative.

Look! It’s Lukas Telešius! I’d love to see his big cock…

by Nežinomas March 14, 2023

Peak Television

Any form of entertainment represented in episodes that could be considered one of the best e.g: Mr Robot, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Monster and Berserk (1998)

Walter White: Jesse, we need to watch Breaking BAD
Jesse Pinkman: Yeah bitch! Peak Television yo!

by Haha, I stole all your data. August 7, 2023

Tijuana telephone

Peeing in one’s partner’s breakfast cereal and forcing them to eat it while they scream “hungry hungry hippo” at the top of his/her lungs

Hahaha! Can you Tijuana telephone me?

by Lady gangydoodoo August 14, 2024

Kangaroo Telescope

A very strong, but small telescope that can be used to look at Uranus and also used as a dildo.

"I bought a kangaroo telescope yesterday and I already fucked with it fourteen times!"

by 𝒮𝑜𝒻𝒾𝒶 ♤ April 28, 2024

Pinecus Telephonicus

A 5G cell tower antenna that is *disguised* as a Pine tree, usually in urban areas. 🌲 📶 📡 🌲

If you look closely, that's NOT a real Pine tree. It's a Pinecus Telephonicus.

by NobodyHereButUsChickens May 22, 2024

Pinecus Telephonicus

A 5G cell phone tower disguised as a Pine tree, so people don't notice them much - esp. in urban areas.

That's not a real Pine tree, it's just a Pinecus Telephonicus.

by NobodyHereButUsChickens May 22, 2024