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cow

its smaller than your mom and produces milk like your mom
is that your mom or a cow?
by lockinto December 5, 2022
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Pig in a cow

It is a food which consists of a sausage wrapped in pastrami and is a great midnight snack. Pig in a cow is an amazing food.
I’m really hungry so i’m gonna have the best food in the world, pig in a cow.
by potatosyummy437 March 17, 2021
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Two Japanese Dairy Cows

In August 2025 it'll be 80 years since these two Japanese dairy cows began to be exploited, i.e. to whiten Japan's notorious history from early 1930s to 1945 — and once again the majority of the international media fail to put these cows, Hiroshima 🐮 and Nagasaki 🐮 into any kind of historic context. So let's put things into perspective; ca. 250,000 Japanese died from the two atomic bombs. Just for the record, Japan's acts killed tens of million people, no one knows the exact number and the Japanese themselves have a national amnesia about this matter.

The Japanese emphasize and portray themselves as victims regarding the end of WWII. Actually those bombs were a blessing to them and hence they could begun their self-deception by considering themselves as if they were the only victims in Asia and the Pacific Theater though they were the worst butchers of the era worldwide.

So when the global media recall once again the anniversary of the dropping of a-bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki and cry for those 250k victims, meanwhile memories fade away of the Pacific War and Japan's genocidal campaign in China that alone killed over 20 million people by using unspeakable brutality, just recall Nanjing in China (Nanking at the time), or the Unit 731 in Manchuria and its human experiments etc., you name it — considering the anniversary of Hiroshima and Nagasaki and recalling what the Imperial Japanese Army did, then this anniversary feels like a sick and hypocritical phenomenon.
A biological miracle; two Japanese dairy cows have been milked for decades.
by O. W. Tongueincheek November 10, 2024
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Dirty dairy cow

When a male is on there hands and knees and a occupant is milking his penis while finger his asshole
by Defineray February 27, 2024
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Cow

Alistar in league. ( gets buffed health from wards )
Holy Shit that Cow Has a lot of health
by Rëverie November 11, 2019
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Cow

by m o n k e b a n a n a April 29, 2023
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creeping cow

A lactating woman on all fours is milked while crawling around the room.
I totally went home with that milf last night and did the creeping cow.
by MyLittleWarlock September 3, 2017
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