stumped cow

A cow that is trained to back up to a stump in order to be fucked by a human

Bessie is such a well trained stumped cow that all Jonathan has to do is walk up to the stump.

by Scottypotty2 April 18, 2018

Cow Milk

Cow milk is the milk of a cow. Cow Milk = Good

Dude 1: "Hey man got some Cow Milk."
Dude 2: "No, I'm lactose intolerance."

by queen biscuit December 14, 2022

Cow

An animal that is usually black and white, eats grass, and is the main sorce for dairy products. Can also be used to define you.... You fat ass piece of shit...

Wow, that guy is a fucking cow

by UppishLake986 May 20, 2016

skateboard cow

An awesome cow that rides on skateboards and burns down orphanages

Oh god run it’s the skateboard cow 😱

by Crasher.ac1 December 31, 2024

Cow

1. countable noun.
A cow is basically a big, moody sack of meat that chews its cud and gives us milk, burgers, and a whole lot of shit to deal with.

A random cow: Moooo!

by Dan_78653 January 4, 2025

HippopigaMc-cow

A part Hippopotamus, part Pig and part Cow hybrid animal discovered by Terence Clark , the Poetic Tribal Wizard, Intergalactic Travel Guide & Freelance Chemical Cyborg. After he discovered the only known animal of its type he named it a HippopigaMc-cow.

Your dog and cat are ok pets , but my HippopigaMc-cow is far more superior.

by Vonmetz September 20, 2021

oru cow adhavadhu oru maadu

plant uhm living being dhan thambi plants are living being brother..

oru cow adhavadhu oru maadu thannudaiya kuzhandhaikkaaga oru thaai vechirukka koodiya oru paal ah andha thaai pasuva katti pottu vaala katti nalla karandhu paala vaangi kudichuttu andha coffee day laiyum barista laiyum ukkandhuttu kelvi ah ⁉️ daa kekkura nee

by anitamaxwynn.O3O January 28, 2024