monkeys can't sell bananas

the ideology that a drug dealer can't be using his own supply, or else he will go out of business

Gabin started dealing but he started smoking all of his product and is now flat broke. Monkeys can't sell bananas.

by ryanbernsdisciple June 4, 2024

What the shell

Used when something unexpected happens.
You’re shocked or confused.

What the shell just happened?
What the shell is going on here?

by Mencerwencer January 16, 2026

putting the turtle back in its shell

When your taking a shit, but half way through, you suck the shit back up into your asshole

I just got done putting the turtle back in its shell

by Ishitoften December 31, 2020

butt sucking turtle without a shell

A person who looks like a literal turtle without a shell and/or sucks. Used as a term for someone who is a butt sucking turtle without a shell.

"Yo, Mr. H sucks balls."

"For real. He's a real butt sucking turtle without a shell."

by no one freaking cares February 23, 2022

Listen lady whatever you’re selling I ain’t buying yo

Well my name is skyler white yo….

My husband is Walter white yo…
Uh hu…

Mrs.white:hey you!
Jessie:Listen lady whatever you’re selling I ain’t buying yo.

by Gtagamer1000000 September 20, 2022

brb shitting in a bag and selling it on ebay

Brb Shitting In A Bag And Selling It On Ebay

“i need money.”
“brb shitting in a bag and selling it on ebay”

by TonaIsAlwaysTired June 29, 2023

The Country Of Japan Only Sells Raspberry Flavored Cocaine For Dictions Of Interest With No Volition Of Abuse

The Country Of Japan Only Sells Raspberry Flavored Cocaine For Dictions Of Interest With No Volition Of Abuse

The Country Of Japan Only Sells Raspberry Flavored Cocaine For Dictions Of Interest With No Volition Of Abuse

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025