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second anointing

1. An ordinance most mormons don't know exists.

2. An ordinance given to those mormon couples deemed worthy, by the upper mormon hierarchy (the prophets and apostles), of guaranteed salvation if you will. In the first anointing, and mormon endowment, and sealing, they were promised they would be made Gods and Goddesses if they were faithful in this life to the church. Now they have proven themselves worthy and are anointed a second time, and sealed up unto godhood, i.e., they are now guaranteed to become a God and Goddess, because they have been so righteous.

It consists of two parts - the first one in the temple, and the second one by the couple in their own home.
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by The light bringer December 13, 2010
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Second Hand Wasted

1.The feeling of being drunk when you have not been drinking, but are surrounded by people who are drunk.

2. Pretending to be drunk when you have not been drinking in order to fit in with people who are under the influence of alcohol.

Derived from second hand smoke
Astrid hadn't had a sip of alcohol, but the high spirits of the bar made her second hand wasted.
by CandyCane8226 June 5, 2011
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Second Hand Drama

drama that you lived through, and then decide to tell everyone about. Thus making it second hand drama.
KIM: OMG, school was so lame today. So and so did this and that.

DAN: I'm sick of your second hand drama, please keep it to yourself.
by Snake Dr June 8, 2011
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Second Hand Swamp Ass

Taking off your boxers after a journey that involves mild to scorching temperatures that induce the sweat glands around the human asshole to rage uncontrollably..... and then putting them back on.
Awwww man! We shouldn't have played ping pong before going in the pool. Now I have to walk around with Second Hand Swamp Ass.
by Bill Brohiem July 25, 2011
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Second Hour

The class period after the excruciating first one (when you still weren't fully awake) when you are up and ready. Chances are you're best friend/crush/awesome person will be there.
Chris is in my second hour, and I'm hoping he'll ask me to Prom.
I really wish I had math second hour, instead of first.
by See You Second Hour September 7, 2014
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Second Look

Acknowledging someones genius-level intelligence and hiring him into your company as a vice chairmen.
Cringy Retarded Psychopath: "Elon Musk can you give me a Second Look"
Elon Musk: "What do you mean by Second Look"
Cringy Retarded Psychopath: "I want to be vice chairment of Tesla" (starts crying a little)
Elon Musk: "We cant do that :)"
by AydsCÄNCER April 4, 2018
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Second hand smoke

When you try to help your nigga in his beef but you get your ass beat in the process
Damn Tanner got that second hand smoke from tryna help his buddy
by CoonBasket December 14, 2018
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