sleep divorce

When you or your wife cannot sleep together in a bed due to one of you snoring, breaking wind, watching way too much Tik Tok, work schedules, etc. so both of you start sleeping in separate rooms.

Honey, your snoring is out of control! I want a sleep divorce!

The Pattersons are sleeping in separate rooms. Are they going through a divorce?
No, they are still happily married they just have a sleep divorce.

by Hogwash15 June 10, 2023

Sleep Central

Someone who is constantly sleeping around, and hooking up with random people.

Wow Jackson is just sleep central. He lets anyone slip it in. 🙄

by CUMWHORECOOKIE March 2, 2024

sleep dope

Cannabis that is used primarily for inducing a better sleep for its user. It is almost always found in edible form so as not to cause any sort of euphoria that THC induces. Sleep dope is most often a combination of CBD and THC. The THC, which is the part of the cannabis plant that gets one "high" is often found in very small dosages. In Massachusetts as of 2023 for example, the dosage most often used for sleep dope is 0.5 mg of THC, a sort of "ceiling" that the MA State government has deemed appropriate for inducing sleep but not getting the user "high". Users and sellers alike have found this to be subjective, but rather accurate.

I don't like to smoke cannabis, but I must admit that I like to eat a gummy of sleep dope when

by segorese October 2, 2023

sleep repellent

Synonym for cocaine.

I need some Sleep Repellent to avoid going to bed.

by ToastMafia1990 June 21, 2019

Sleep Bragging

Snoring so obscenely loud that its obvious you want everyone in the room to know even in your sleep. Can only be done unconsciously. Usually done by, but not limited to, Dads and Dogs.

Doug is on the couch Sleep Bragging again. I don't want to wake him but I can't hear the movie.

by I Love Soup and Gravy April 30, 2023

Sleeping Hermaphroditus

It's a statue where it has a big but- bed it's a art made by unknown person and it's based on a person who has both gender basically the person call hermaphroditus is in both team. It whatever museum and everyone gets shocked when they see the other side

The sleeping hermaphroditus is in the what ever fuck museum in we-we nation.

by Statuesque March 26, 2024

Sleep and Food

Slang for Monster Energy drinks.

I'm so tired. I better get some "Sleep and Food".

by TedTheadoreLogan July 23, 2023