There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.
There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.
by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

by wordyteen November 15, 2022

by Arminkshipper August 7, 2024

“When a woman performs oral sex on a man, but she’s wearing make up. The idea is that over time, some of the make up comes off when it’s done.”
by Glenn Quagmire69 November 8, 2020

The proper way to respond to pointless internet argument, consisting of insults being thrown around. Usually used to end the conversation.
Person 1: You're so fucking stupid.
Person 2: I'll put that in my notes.
Person 1: You're so fucking stupid.
Person 2: I'll put that in my notes.
by Your Sister March 7, 2015

by undercoverfed_ May 21, 2022

by xxmeowmeow June 6, 2019
