I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye

A catch-all saying used to refer to a task that needs to get done but you have no intention of doing.

My wife: have you not been taking your blood pressure medication?
Me: shit, yeah...I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye

by Bigdadbiv May 26, 2021

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she put her bagels on me

Something sexual

Grace, she put her bagels on me

by _Calm_ May 28, 2021

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put it in the dirty

Anal sex

“Damn bro! Denise is a straight freak! She loves it when I put it in the dirty!”

by Elvis Moran August 26, 2021

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Put her down

The respectful way to refer to the act of shaving off a large beard or mustache.

"Nice porn 'satchel!"
"Thanks bud. She's what remains of my winter beard, but I think I'm gonna have to put her down in a week or two. I haven't gotten laid since December."

by Sloppy7ths June 2, 2021

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put on heirs

Gettin' up on yer high horse due to your family background.

Ethan Couch really put on heirs regarding his supposedly deserving preferential treatment. Sometimes it worked in his favor, but unfortunately even his parents' vast wealth and social prestige couldn't save him regarding his mass-manslaughter conviction.

by QuacksO June 11, 2021

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I put my cheese in your fridge.

verb/phrase

1: Possibly, a dirty dick entering a cadaver in a cooler.

2: A poor attempt at an old officer flirting with a young enlisted person.

3: A sexual innuendo who's true meaning is only known to "Dutch Rudder Dave."

As you're driving past a pretty girl: "Hey uh, I put my cheese in your fridge." Then proceed to drive away, while your friends and coworkers in the car stare in awe at the sheer audacity (both meanings) in which you behaved.

by show-er_not_a_grower August 19, 2024

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