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face fucking 

When a male thrusts his penis in and out of a mouth instead of allowing a mouth to bob up and down on a penis as in typical oral sex.
I wanted to give Mike a nice, slow blow job but he grabbed my head and ended up face fucking me instead.

rock 'n' fucking roll

An exclamation of approval for musical skill.
Hendrix: "Cause I'm a Voodoo Child"...Screeee$%#.Crshhh. Wawawa..."Lord Knows I'm a Voodoo Child, Baby"

Listener: "Jesus. Rock 'n' fucking roll, dude."

operation fucking disaster 

AKA
Operation Blue Eyed Jesus
Operation Iraqi Freedom

Noun. A more accurate description of the Iraqi invasion. See: vietnam
Paul Wolfowitz is the mastermind behind Operation Fucking Disaster

im fucking bored

i have nothing to do so i am gonna write this shit
im fucking bored meaning i have nothing to do you cunt

buy the fucking dip 

To purchase a stock or commodity during a price decline. Became popular during the post-housing bubble quantitative easing trend, where stocks were guaranteed to rise until a new dawn of American capitalism magically occurred or, alternatively, the money supply exploded resulting in uncontrollable inflation.
Investor 1: Dude, did you see that silver prices went down? What's with that?
Investor 2: Buy the dip. The Bernank will make sure that all prices are rising.
Investor 1: What?
Investor 2: Buy the fucking dip, you fucking idiot.
buy the fucking dip by Cocomaan March 14, 2011

stupid fucking bitch

worse than a bitch, and a stupid person,

because their stupidity and bitchy-ness fills you up with enough fury to combine both words with "fucking"

Usually a slut.
Wow, look at the stupid fucking bitch, sucking my boyfriends dick.