Asian PP Massage

A massage given by an asian at a massage parlor that includes a spunk spurting. The massage giver squeezes your dick or gives a penis pump to the point of ejaculation. It is customary during almost all massages given by females to their male client. They may or may not ask for an agreement on tip before giving it.
Rack nems: yo dawg we going to the asian Pp massage place tonight?

Stanley anderson: Ya brah, that girl Miwa game me a huge penis pump last time and i blasted her with my baby batter.
by May 15, 2022
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Asian-chopsticks

A form of sex in which chopsticks are shoved into the other persons anus, they then pull some fecal matter out and consume it all while yelling racial slurs about asains
Ah man she gave me that good Asian chopstick last night

Asian-chopsticks a form of sex
by Smellycrotch69 October 20, 2021
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asian keed

A very agresive kid who iq is 99999999. if his test is les than A+++, his parents will belt him. his parents expect an 101/100 on his test if not the ICBM comes
Tim," bro did you see that asian keed"
jo,"yea why"
asian keed hears conversation, " you idots. get bitches then talk to me"
Tim and jo gets emotional damage
by Terri101 October 08, 2023
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asian sandbox

When ye tits are noice and hard
Person1: this cold weather is giving me some Asian sandbox

Person2: oh wow same John
by Real definitions for realz November 14, 2019
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Asian flip

20 asian women, 1 viagra and 2 tabs of acid
Man, im really in need of an asian flip to realign myself with this existance.
by dividebyomega February 01, 2025
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Asian Pot

Chad person who always goes to Belgium when he should be playing 2014 games. He's Moist Critical but Asian
"Pot are you feeling okay, do you need a blanket?"
"Asian pot carries in aba."
by Iphikrates July 22, 2022
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Asian emojis

A set of emojis recreating Twitch emojis but instead of some dumb pepega people it's Jayden which makes it 10 times more lit.
Person 1: :weirdchamp:
Person 2: I think you mean :weirdchampasian:
Person 1: ah yes sorry I forgot asian emojis are much cooler
by MortyBoi December 09, 2020
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